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Postby Mandrake » Jul 30th, '08, 16:54



robstanley1 wrote:Oh - I'm fast!! (Ask my wife :wink: :shock: )
and the Postman.....

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Postby Rob » Jul 30th, '08, 16:55

lindz wrote:When I have had a problem in the past I just fiddle for a few hour's and the problem seem's to go away without me knowing how the hell I did it.


...But...surely...I mean....doesn't that get sore, after a while :shock: :(

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Postby themagicwand » Jul 30th, '08, 16:56

robstanley1 wrote:
...But...surely...I mean....doesn't that get sore, after a while :shock: :(

Not if you do it properly.

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Postby Rob » Jul 30th, '08, 16:56

Mandrake wrote:
robstanley1 wrote:Oh - I'm fast!! (Ask my wife :wink: :shock: )
and the Postman.....


Cheeky bu**er! :wink:

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Postby Mandrake » Jul 30th, '08, 17:04

There was great potential, and considerable temptation, for a response involving the words, 'a Special Delivery' but I'll save it for a later oportunity.... 8)

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Postby Rob » Jul 30th, '08, 17:09

What's big, signed-for, and silver and always comes first thing in the morning...?

....Ah, actually, I think I'm confusing my puns, somewhere along the line :shock:

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Postby Mandrake » Jul 30th, '08, 17:46

Silver??? You've been folding too many cards and have 'mercury' poisoning!

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Postby IAIN » Jul 30th, '08, 19:09

robstanley1 wrote:What's big, signed-for, and silver and always comes first thing in the morning...?

....Ah, actually, I think I'm confusing my puns, somewhere along the line :shock:


i thought it was some kind of cyberman fantasy you were having...again..

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Jul 30th, '08, 21:48

I quite like messing up a little bit near the start. Well, I don't want to mess up obviously, but once you've done it, it kind of takes the nerves off a bit, for me at least, becasue I've just done the very thing I didn't want to do. I also think that because I don't get paid


I forgot who posted this.

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Postby kems » Jul 31st, '08, 11:28

VoodooMick wrote:Go Magic Wand!! Priceless! I'd love to see you perform!

:shock:

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Postby kems » Jul 31st, '08, 13:57

Craig Browning wrote:As you get on in the years and find reason for it... see what the possibilities are when using a cane :wink:


:shock: i bet!

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Postby Replicant » Jul 31st, '08, 16:06

mindpaul wrote:...I ask them to hold the object in their hand and then guide their hand over the correct area. Play about with it.


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Postby Robbie » Aug 1st, '08, 12:30

daleshrimpton wrote: If you cant do it with a bit of knicker elastic, and some imagination, its just not worth doing. :)


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Postby MagicBell » Aug 1st, '08, 15:34

themagicwand wrote:Lick your fingers before attempting to open. Don't worry about technique. Just get the bloody thing opened, read, and secreted as quickly as possible.


My apologies. :shock: :? :roll: :o

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Postby Replicant » Aug 3rd, '08, 19:13

TheAlkhemist07 wrote:Its funny what you can find just by fooling around.


Young man!

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