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by **monker59** » Jun 2nd, '07, 20:57

Check it out if you don't believe me. It's there. I have no shame when it comes to innuendo bingo.

by **crozboz** » Jun 2nd, '07, 21:04

No, I meant i bet it wasnt a set up. I quite like your list of fish names. (remember, the title of the thread) Can you come up with some more?

by **lindz** » Jun 2nd, '07, 22:23

Sharky and George
Ronnie and Reggie
Bubbles
Bill and Ben The fish tank fish
Card Shark
Finley
w*** the tank
Scarface
Resorvoir fish

by **MartinUK** » Jun 2nd, '07, 22:29

Two fish in a tank. One says "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"

by **Beardy** » Jun 2nd, '07, 23:48

Ben and Jerry!

by **sleightlycrazy** » Jun 3rd, '07, 00:23

If you get one that swims in counterclockwise circles for ever, you should call it
Sleightlycrazy

As far as the Monker fish goes, you could isolate it in a different fish tank and never change the water... :twisted:

by **monker59** » Jun 3rd, '07, 01:46

crozboz wrote:I quite like your list of fish names. (remember, the title of the thread) Can you come up with some more?

Check it out:

Carlos
Chiquita Banana
Wasabi
New Dart (I'll let you figure that one out on your own)
Tom Sawyer
Huckleberry Finn
Goldfinger (or Goldfin if you want to get literal)
Mona
Lisa
Marie
Presley (I got you there)
Wocket
Primary Consumer
Mustard
50 pence
Copper
Skip
Svengali
Spongebob
Underfed
Dead
Neo
Arsenic
Dumbledore
Lola the Showgirl

by **crozboz** » Jun 3rd, '07, 19:33

MartinUK wrote:Two fish in a tank. One says "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"

Been done, see page 1.

Excellent Monker, thanks. Keep em coming.

by **LeftEye** » Jun 3rd, '07, 19:40

Shibu and Shibu 2

I had a fish (apparently a shibunkin (sp?)) so I named it Shibu. Then my cat ate it. So I got another one and I think you get the story.

Shibu 2 is still going strong, except it's completely white now :lol:

by **crozboz** » Jun 3rd, '07, 20:00

They do that.

It was a question on "I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue".

What do goldfish, a chocolate bar, an onion and Barry Cryer have in common?

Goldfish turn white with direct sunlight.
Chocolate bars turn white with change in temperature.
Onions have an outer layer that turns white when ready to eat.
And Barry Cryer had brown hair when he started the show.

by **LeftEye** » Jun 3rd, '07, 21:04

Ahhh I didn't know that. But I think some of my fishies had little babies because there were two new black fish. Only small, and they are definately fish. Anyone know why they are black?

by **Neyak** » Jun 3rd, '07, 21:21

Su and Shi.

Or how about Bertrand? Aristotle?

by **Anaryn** » Jun 4th, '07, 12:26

A fish is swimming a long and hits a concrete wall.

Dam.

by **trickyricky** » Jun 4th, '07, 12:54

Jack and Coke

Gin and Tonic

Vod and Bull

Lager and Dash

Vodka and Martini

Whiskey and Ginger

Or theres the age old favourite: Wanda! A fish called Wanda! :roll:

by **crozboz** » Jun 6th, '07, 16:45

Nice one thanks. Su and Shi! Nice.

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