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I've ordered the new Sankey DVD '3 ring circus'

'sfunny. I was just reading about that on penguin magic this morning. I trust we can all look forward to a splendid review after you've had adequate time to aquaint your self with the DVD?

I've got no choice, now, have I?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEIGE!!!

Hey better late than never!

Regards,
Valentino

OK, a big sloppy HAPPY BIRTHDAY from me as well!

And on the topic of

my girlfriend noticed a long grey hair growing out of the middle of my ear last night... now THAT'S not a good sign!!!

I found my first grey pubic hair yesterday. It was in a cheeseburger I'd just half eaten.

Hmm... I guess Mandrakes' back and refreshed then Welcome 'home' - hope it wasn't too strenuous in Kos, all that sun, your son's gaff... this is the life!

Thank the Lord for that - I was having to revert to watching old Carry On films to get my daily dose on innuendo...

mandrake wrote:I found my first grey pubic hair yesterday. It was in a cheeseburger I'd just half eaten.

So, maybe my furry lugholes are paled in significance now...

Last Friday I was seated in a cafe called Lazy Days, runs by Brits of course, which serves enormous traditional breakfasts at all times of the day in a very relaxed manner - no rush, this is Greece type of thing. I was looking out over the beach to the sea and the clear blue sunny sky, trying hard (but failing wonderfully) to ignore all the scantily clad females. My son turned to me and said, 'Dad, when you're back at work on Monday, just bear in mind that this is my office window.' It's a good job he's bigger than me or I'd have sloshed him!

Didn't have much chance for magic but spent the entire 2 weeks mastering that old routine whereby the performer (me) produces rectangles of coloured and strangely patterned paper (Euros) and, with suitable assistants (waiters), these are transformed into all manner of food and alcoholic beverages. And that's not all - the performer (me) then makes these items disappear completely. I won't go into the details of the eventual reappearance in case you're still eating lunch!