OK doesn't have to be things you can actually do, just how you'd like it to go.
Appear on stage in a puff of smoke dressed in traditional top hat and tails.
MNAAARRRGH (Simon's buzzer)
click fingers at large red X and it goes off.
MNAAARRRGH (Simon's buzzer again)
point at Simon's button. flash bang smoke. large red X goes off and
buzzer no longer works.
"Simon please come on stage" up he steps and is then disappeared and reappears inside an elephant.
"I now need another volunteer" Amand kindly volunteers.
Both she and I disappear in a puff of smoke and then a duck wanders across the stage.
Amanda reappears 2 days later in a balloon hat looking dishevelled and a lot less innocent.
Rapturous applause and bouquets of flowers etc.
thankyou... thankyou.


