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I remember when I was very young.. about Mikes age actually.. I got a Tic Tac stuck up my nose.. it was a very uncomfortable experience

They are vile though.. I cant believe people actually use them to freshen their breath

LOL wow... thanks for sharing that!

Forget Tic Tac's, my new manuscript features amazing things you can do with a finger of fudge. Or four fingers of a kit-kat.
Gary Glitter has already reviewed this and was very impressed.

Ah well thats all good and well but I bet you cant put a Rowntrees fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it!!

Went to a local magic show last night with a very proffesional magician, who announced that he was about to do the new tacful trick. Well when he asked for a volunteer I threw both arms up, knocked over my table and ran to the stage to eagely participate in this miracle up close.
After asking me not only to sign the penny but also to write my address, bank account details and my favorite poem upon it he did the trick ala new version two. I was stunned the writting had completely vanished!!!
Later that night however I ended up in jail. "Whats your favorite poem?" asked the copper. Aparantly a stage hand had been admitted to hospital with a penny lodged in his skull just over the his left eye.Well I tried to deny it but with it having my address, name, etc I finaly had to admit that indeed it was my coin.
We eventually settled out of court for exactly £900.00001. My lifes savings.
So now I can't possibly afford this trick or Lord freddies wonderfull book.
Not a good night.

connor o'connor wrote:I was stunned the writting had completely vanished!!!

Oh, yea? Well, A magician that I saw had me sign a card and shuffle it into the deck. He made the card jump to the top, change identity, and and lose my signature at the same time. A triple effect. I was floored. He was very modest about it and when I complimented him, he turned red and went to a different table to work his wonders there.

The great news is that a mate of my friends Dad has signed me up for a publishing contract which will double my pocket money, which means I can give up my paper round and I am officially the best magician in the world!

Hoorah! It's true, my three year old sister said so!

Just setting up a tawdry free website that's fit for a world class magician like me. Yay!

ERM... can you sign the coin?

actually, ID that was good. now as a finally, if you could make the onion sandwich that necessitated you consuming an entire pack of tic tacs appear inside the tic tac box (or at least as much as would fit) you would really hv a great thing there.

I'd like to suggest this little ditty well and truely worthy of a mention in the latest edition of Sinking Rim magazine.

well done. you ARE a true professional.

in all seriousness though, it was good! nice one. yet another inventor among us.

NB. at the risk of exposure, the part where your Relic medallion swings down and swipes the coin from your hand, then loads it into the tic tac box still needs a little work. I thought you were anti gimmicks. dont tell me you've sold out?

This appears to be almost exactly the same as my method. Is it, ID?

Lord freddie, may I suggest you find sleightlycrazy's magician and publish his tripple effect, it sounds a real gem of a product. It would be ideal for your second publication and I am sure he would be honoured if a well established publisher such as yourself got in touch.

Also what is your company name?
How about

giantglobalinternationalmonsterbesteveryesreallyhonestlygreatestpublishingcompanyinhistorysotherewithknobson(est:yesterdayaboutttimeish)

or g for short

connor o'connor wrote:Also what is your company name?
How about

giantglobalinternationalmonsterbesteveryesreallyhonestlygreatestpublishingcompanyinhistorysotherewithknobson(est:yesterdayaboutttimeish)

or g for short

Good suggestion, but it's really called spoiltlittlebratwithrichparentswhobuyhimeverythingintheworldthereisforsaleandbelievesheisagreatmagicianbecauseofthesheervolumeofstuffheownsbutmummyanddaddythinkheisgreatandboosthisegosomuchthathewillgetsomesevereconfidenceknocksintherealworldandprobablygiveupmagicforgood Productions

That was quite rude. It is NOT like that at all... They do not support my magic whatsoever, I buy everything myself. My live videos of gigs prove that I am a good magician, so please stop, it is hurtful.

"The lady doth protest too much".

Calm down dear, and lighten up. When I was 14, all I could afford with the money from my paper round was a copy of 2000AD and a tube of Toffo's.

Lighten up? That seemed far from a bit of light humor to me. I can take the small jokes made about me,and I actually enjoy it. But that I did not.

Michael Kras wrote:This appears to be almost exactly the same as my method. Is it, ID?

No Michael, my method is entirely practical.