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beeno wrote:

Mandrake wrote:In answer to the post which started, "Can I just say..." No you can't which is why it and the following one was deleted. Remember there are youngsters and others here who may not appreciate the 'earthy' comments - no matter how accurate they may have been !

I apologise profusely. I thought it would be censored, and was going to edit in "apparently I can't"
Anyway what's wrong with saying it's all a load of old english priests

Quoting Regina v Virgin Records (1977) probably won't cut it

Did you know that John Mortimer QC was for the defence and that he also wrote Rumpole of the Bailey. He also defended in the OZ Magazine obscenity trial.

For some reason I love really healthy foods/drinks just as much as I love unhealthy ones. For instance, it was my birthday about a week ago and I had two pieces of cake with ice cream (I know, I know, fat kid alert! ), but almost every day I drink green tea. Also, I tend to eat entire heads of lettuce for entire meals.

I eat chocolate for England. It keeps me thin.

Meh, one unit a day? I live in a pub, how is that possible!?!

Who wants to live forever? Enternity is overrated anyway.

I was updating my medical records today.

They asked me for pretty much everything.

By the end of it i felt so boring, I had to put i have 1 unit of alcohol a year. ie. a glass of champagne at new year

Crazy isn't it. You know what is mad? i purchased a bag of nuts today and on the back of the bag it said "warning, may contain nut product"

On a bottle of sleeping pills: Warning: "May cause drowsyness"

In an underground station: "Gents and elevator: out of order - please use stairs"

On a bottle of Calpol for under 6's: "Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of this drug"

On a hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping"

On a can of paint: "For indoor or outdoor use only"