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Blapsing_Beard wrote:Going for an examination next week. Literally shitting myself

Well don't. You'll get a sore bum.

Frankly, the chances of you having something else are far, far greater. And anyway, if the worst does come to the worst, they can probably get you off with a fine and a bit of community service, so don't worry.

I must inform Blapsing Beard that I never tell people what they know already. I only tell them what they don't know.

Furthermore it is very rude to test and challenge a psychic. It makes it sound as if you have been reading the Ian Rowland book. Be careful in case you have an almighty curse put upon you for provoking negative vibrations .

Strangely enough though I had exactly the same vibe as Abraxus. Somehow I got a vibe of testicular cancer being suspected. If this is the case it is one of the easier cancers to cure.

However again I get a vibe of a false alarm whatever the cancer suspected.

Let us know next week and I am sure we all wish you luck with it.

and i got a psychic vibe from mr. lewis' psychic vibration...or my mobile was on vibrate..one or the other...

mr. lewis - a mobile phone, is a speaking and listening device popularised in the 20th century...a little like a messenger pigeon, but you can hold it in one hand...

abraxus wrote:mr. lewis - a mobile phone, is a speaking and listening device popularised in the 20th century...a little like a messenger pigeon, but you can hold it in one hand...

also, mobile phones dont poop on your car!

Keep smiling Beard, bring us good news soon mate!

mark lewis wrote:I must inform Blapsing Beard that I never tell people what they know already. I only tell them what they don't know.

Furthermore it is very rude to test and challenge a psychic. It makes it sound as if you have been reading the Ian Rowland book. Be careful in case you have an almighty curse put upon you for provoking negative vibrations .

Strangely enough though I had exactly the same vibe as Abraxus. Somehow I got a vibe of testicular cancer being suspected. If this is the case it is one of the easier cancers to cure.

However again I get a vibe of a false alarm whatever the cancer suspected.

Let us know next week and I am sure we all wish you luck with it.

I have to call BS on that, Mark Lewis is just telling him what he wants to hear and how convienient he's a guy and Mark Lewis said testicular cancer and thats the most common form of male cancer. Mark Lewis is not a doctor and even if he was there is no way he could diagnose illnesses without a proper examination.

Anyway, hope it all goes well and if they do find anything they've caught it quick and can get rid of it

welcome to the world of Mediumship my friend.

Misanthropy is a Yorkshire twit and I have not given him permission to disrupt my psychic counselling session.

He is also an uninformed twit since prostate cancer is the most common one in males.

I have not told Blapsing Beard to ignore his doctors and indeed I have encouraged him to go by what the doctor says rather than what I say despite my legendary infallibility.

I have made a prediction that there is nothing to worry about and if my prediction is wrong we will find out next week.

Furthermore the purpose of this thread is not to discuss my psychic ability but to try and cheer up Blapsing Beard in his difficult situation. Other posters to this thread have responded to him in a humorous manner and I think it is cheering him up.

Daft interventions from Yorkshire are not appropriate here.

I'm not from Yorkshire, I just live here but I guess if you were even half as good as you said you were you would have have sensed that already, you moron

Interestingly there is no evidence that Blapsing Beard is a male anyway. That is only an assumption.
No. The beard reference isn't evidence. Have you never heard of bearded ladies?

How do we know you're not a lady? you certainly have to get the last word in and be right about everything like one.

I knew perfectly well that this impertinent urchin was not from Yorkshire but he is a Yorkshire twit anyway since he has picked up Yorkshire habits. I can sense the vibe of it coming through.

I must say that calling people morons without making a formal appointment to do so is a terribly non spiritual activity that I do not approve of.

Again if this child wishes to be rude then I suggest he start a separate thread. We are here to allay the fears and encourage poor Blapsing Beard who I suspect is cheering up already at the prospect of a Yorkshire dimwit who doesn't think he is from Yorkshire being chewed up and spat out in the way he deserves.

Abraxus also got a vibe of testicular cancer. Why doesn't misanthropy pick on him instead? He hasn't got the balls I suppose. Which brings me back to the subject at hand.

I have reason to believe that the Blapsing Balls are going to be just fine.

calm down misanthropy please...we're only trying to cheer little old beardykins up...mr. lewis wasn't saying ignore the doctors...re-read the orginal post...

anyway, yorkshire is a state of mind apparently, according to howard moon...what that state of mind is, hopefully, i'll never know...

i have a good friend from bradford, i permanently insist that he eats coal-rolls every day with plenty of butter...and that i can barely understand his quaint accent...i dont know whether it annoys him, as frankly i dont know what he's saying...

the bearded ball-man needs his chin keeping up until his test results are through (if you read all through you'll see that)...i sent him a present...feel free to do the same...he is a whippersnapper afterall...

but please, feel free to start on me, via pm or otherwise...its sunday and im bored...

I used to sell svengali decks in Blackpool. The times when the Yorkshire people came on holiday sent all the Blackpool traders into a deep depression and fear of bankruptcy since the b******s never spent any money. That is where my prejudice against Yorkshire people comes from.

I bet they still dread the Yorkshire holidaymakers in Blackpool. They have what are called "Wakes Weeks" in Yorkshire and that is when they used to come on holiday. A phrase resounded throughout Blackpool saying "Yorkshire wakes while Blackpool sleeps"

My brother lives in York. I hope he doesn't live next door to Misanthropy.

Stay positive and pray your brains out. You will be in my prayers.

Hope the best for ya!

.:Ham:.

abraxus wrote:calm down misanthropy please...we're only trying to cheer little old beardykins up...mr. lewis wasn't saying ignore the doctors...re-read the orginal post...

anyway, yorkshire is a state of mind apparently, according to howard moon...what that state of mind is, hopefully, I'll never know...

I have a good friend from bradford, I permanently insist that he eats coal-rolls every day with plenty of butter...and that I can barely understand his quaint accent...I dont know whether it annoys him, as frankly I dont know what he's saying...

the bearded ball-man needs his chin keeping up until his test results are through (if you read all through you'll see that)...I sent him a present...feel free to do the same...he is a whippersnapper afterall...

but please, feel free to start on me, via pm or otherwise...its sunday and im bored...

I don't have a problem with you, just canadians with a "holier than thou" attitude, he must love arguing with people over the internet after all thats probably all the old git has left to live for. Either that or he's overcompensating for something (or should I say lack of something) between his legs.