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Just a note to say the evening went fabulously well and Chris Beard was a star. Great show, great audience, great vibe and wonderful acts.

Thanks again Chris for giving your time and talent, you done good.

I cant believe I missed it, I need to pay better attention in future, I would of gladly bought a ticket to come along and watch. I am glad it went well and am real pleased that Chris got to perform, those that will only get out thier bed for money can stay in bed, opportunities to perform should be taken when ever possible

Whens the next one Freddie?

What was in your routine Chris?

A regular night is in the planning stages, a variety night which will obviously be very open to magicians. I don;t think we get enough exposure.
I'm happy that I performed Scorpion on stage for the first time last night and it went well and got a good response.

Chris performed Oddball and has a likeable persona which is vital when winning over an audience. I got good feedback about his performance and am glad he came along.

I may grace you with my presence. Some has to beat beard up dont they.

Why thank you kind sir, you would be most welcome!

haha - it certainly was an interesting evening. Me mate brought his camcorder along, filmed the stripper, im surprised his eyes didn;t drop out.

And Freddie, did you ever get me that Sheila bird's number? She was a fine young specimen!

Also, sorry matey boy, I cannae make the charity event on wednesday, school is back up again

Sheila is up for anything - be careful what you say as you may wake up next to her in the morning! A shocking thought, thought what she did to me on stage was as disturbingly enjoyable for the audience as much as it was myself.

It was a fun night, shame you couldn't stay for the finale and the wonderful Rajesh the Bollywood Lounge singer but you performed well
and helped make the night as good as it was.

oh stop it, you're making me blush

I certainly did enjoy the limo ride home though

I bet you did. If the people on this forum knew what you were really like. I won't tell them that you came swanning in with a gaggle of dolly birds hanging off you whilst you swigged champers and puffed on a monte cristo.

If I tell them that, they'll get the wrong idea.

shhhhhh...don't tell em about the 2 bottles of champers I went through...or the gals I had in the limo

You are certainly right...they may get the wrong idea then...

There are scandals involved worse than the Royal Family one, but I won't blackmail you. My lips are sealed.



Where'd you get the goat from?

Lord Freddie wrote:Where'd you get the goat from?

Yeah, I'm sorry I lost it when I borrowed it off you...but I found it in the back of my limo! Glad I got it back to you in the end

Blapsing_Beard wrote:

Lord Freddie wrote:Where'd you get the goat from?

Yeah, I'm sorry I lost it when I borrowed it off you...but I found it in the back of my limo! Glad I got it back to you in the end

Do you still have the chimp then? I've been looking for him all week.
If you see him, approach him carefully as he's a bit nervous and covers his backside when anyone goes near him.

He used to belong to Michael Jackson.