Excercise for those who really can't be bovvered.....

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Excercise for those who really can't be bovvered.....

Postby Mandrake » Nov 20th, '07, 17:24



Here is an exercise program for those of us whose wisdom exceeds our ambition. The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but he say my body is out of shape. Round is a shape so I don't beleive him but I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere. If I can do it, you can do this, too.

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of molehills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the bandwagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Blow my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

Sunday:
Day of rest so just relax :twisted: !!!!!

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Postby joecarr14 » Nov 20th, '07, 17:30

hahaa but on friday i 'open a can of whoop ass'.... :D

bah humbug...
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Re: Excercise for those who really can't be bovvered.....

Postby Craig Browning » Nov 20th, '07, 18:28

Mandrake wrote:Here is an exercise program for those of us whose wisdom exceeds our ambition. The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but he say my body is out of shape. Round is a shape so I don't beleive him but I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere. If I can do it, you can do this, too.

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of molehills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the bandwagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Blow my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

Sunday:
Day of rest so just relax :twisted: !!!!!


:oops: Why does this sound so much like my aerobics program?

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Postby moodini » Nov 20th, '07, 18:38

Does running the cards from hand to hand count?

How about the olympic demonstration sport of do--le lifting?

The muscle pass must count for something if it involves muscle?

I know that one "out" isn't exercise - that would be plain silly to think it would - but surely multiple outs must be good for something no? Like one push up vs. 60!

Forcing.....you can't force without force and you know the laws of physics....equal and opposite reaction....so therefor if something is forced you must have used force therefore....expended energy?

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Postby Mandrake » Nov 20th, '07, 18:39

Just wait folks, I'm working on producing the DVD which will be released sometime 2015 or whenever I get off my butt and do something about it....

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Postby magicj » Nov 22nd, '07, 19:20

Ill have a copy, aslong as i can have it sent Driectly to my Windows Meida player....

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