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Postby Beardy » Nov 29th, '07, 18:48



oh it does take guts ;)

With me the girl has to have nice hair (on the head ;))

but feet? well...you cant deny that there are some nice feet out there...yes there are...just think of things like bunions! :?

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Postby joecarr14 » Nov 29th, '07, 19:29

haha what a chat up line....:D may have to use it...

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Postby scott priest » Nov 29th, '07, 19:37

It could be worse, I imagine a slap coming from walking up to a nice looking lady and saying "Hey, nice t**s." :lol:

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Postby Ian McCarthy » Nov 29th, '07, 21:45

scott priest wrote:It could be worse, I imagine a slap coming from walking up to a nice looking lady and saying "Hey, nice t**s." :lol:


To give you an idea about Irish nightclubs .... I pulled with that line once.

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Postby spudgun » Nov 30th, '07, 00:07

my what a smashing blouse your wearing........(god i wish i had the ritchie avatar) works for me

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Postby Farlsborough » Nov 30th, '07, 15:19

I first started fancying an ex-girlfriend because of her feet. A group of us would be at her house and if she didn't have shoes on, the shape of her feet in her socks was a perfect, elegant wave. So I understand the admiration.

Having said that, I think we're missing a significant point - he hasn't actually seen lomster's feet. He said "you look as if you have..." - THAT's weird. It's like saying, "I bet you've got a lovely belly button" or "I'd wager you have a fine pair of knees..." - it betrays the fact that really he's admiring something else to the point where he assumes other parts of you will be as attractive. For all we know, you've got hideous feet :D

For all the talk of one liners I've never heard one used, and never heard a first hand account of them paying off. Compliments are fine, but they have to be genuine and not too frequent - a friend of mine gives almost every girl he meets some inane compliment, the first few might blush but after a while he just becomes known as slightly pervy/desperate.

And bawdy "compliments" are totally different - I'm sure some middle aged ladies don't mind builders wolf whistling etc. to convince them they've still got it, but my gf gets really quite stressed and intimidated by guys making loud and leery comments, especially if she's walking home on her own. :?

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Postby IAIN » Nov 30th, '07, 15:33

lomster has claws by her own admission...

i have a very attractive female mate, and i occasionally ask her this to rile her:
"have you got any attractive ladyfriends that are beautiful, but with very low self esteem, enough to go out with me?"

and then i bate her about if a woman is a looker, they dont always feel the need to develop their personality, as they get everything they want cos of the way they look..

it is quite mean of me, but i find it very satisfying, as my mate is obviously good looking, so I'm indirectly suggesting she has no personality - but she cant say anything, otherwise i'll start saying she fancies her self rotten...makes me laugh anyway...

its kinda like a kenton knepper mind-trap really... :lol:

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Postby Markdini » Nov 30th, '07, 15:48

I dont see this being odd women all ways compliment me on my foot.

I am master of misdirection, look over there.

We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Nov 30th, '07, 16:22

Farlsborough's dead right, that's what was so creepy about it all. He'd been looking at me an imagining a part of me that he could't see. There's nothing wrong with a compliment but something like that was just, well, weird.

Why do guys thing that lines like that have got any chance of working? Trust me, a nice conversation as got much more chance than comming out with 'I bet you've got nice feet'.

Oh and by the way, I have lovely feet :D

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Postby SirRawlins » Nov 30th, '07, 16:26

I dont think you can point the finger just at the guys. Last week when I was out a girl said to me...

'When I first met you Rob, I thought you were gay!..... Now I know you're not I find you quite attractive ;-)'

Seriously? I didnt know what to say! I think to be honest I was quite flattered, I just wonder how many people have that same perception of me when we first meet :-D

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Postby Beardy » Nov 30th, '07, 18:57

oh girls always think im gay

once a girl said to me "if only you were straight"

then i came out with "i am"

was in a relationship with her for 8 months

gotta love it :D

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Postby Mandrake » Nov 30th, '07, 19:01

There's a bloke at work who's bisexual. If he can't get it, he buys it.... (sorry, very sorry, hat, coat, door, me, out....)

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Postby VoodooMick » Nov 30th, '07, 23:40

Farlsborough wrote:... the shape of her feet in her socks was a perfect, elegant wave...


?? :? :lol:

What an unusual description of "feet"! ha ha ha!

In retort to many of these heterosexual men being mistaken for being gay, I have often had the opposite problem..
The most bizarre experience being in a gay club on karaoke night, coming off stage after singing Sophie Ellis Bextor (!) and being asked by a heterosexual girl, "Are you gay?"
The temptation to reply "No I'm straight.. most straight men do this kind of thing, didn't you know?" was strong but I resisted!

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Postby themagicwand » Dec 1st, '07, 02:56

I like feet. There. I've said it.

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Postby Trickyfied » Dec 1st, '07, 18:43

:shock: Now that is just wierd, no 'hello my name is...' or suchlike, FEET?! Wierd. He was watching you hard enough to start thinking about your feet :? nah, if you see him again you should report him or drop a barbell on his foot. lol

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