by seige » Dec 5th, '07, 18:21
OK, Beardy... you ain't a real man till you've had a M.I.N.G.E...
It's a rare old animal, and consists of Mezcal, Indian tonic, Nocello, Goldschlager and Eblana.
If you're a REALLY 'ard man, you can lessen the Indian tonic.
But, taken regularly, MINGE can really put hairs on your chest.
But be aware... partaking in someone else's MINGE can be dangerous, as you don't quite know what's in it... and NEVER drink too much... there's NOTHING so horrible as seeing someone sat in a corner of a room, completely intoxicated, with their trousers round their ankles and bits of MINGE around their mouth.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.