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abraxus wrote:why not go the whole hog and put joey deacon, john the tourrettes sufferer from the bbc doc "john's not mad" and maybe someone in an iron lung in there too? oh and enoch powell...

contentious 'R' US...

No, they're not entertaining enough. Maybe Michael Jackson and Cheetah from the 'Tarzan' films. They'd be fun to watch. And Oliver Reed (if they allow alcohol)
Big Brother is, after all, a freak show. What's the point of having boring normal people?

i'd of thought bubbles, cheeta and m.j. in some kinda love tryst would be more fun...

Criss Angel. Then just lock the door, turn off the lights, switch off the cameras, and leave very quietly.

abraxus wrote:I'd of thought bubbles, cheeta and m.j. in some kinda love tryst would be more fun...

It could happen....and probably has!

I think I would sneak in several tabs of LSD and a kilo of dried magic mushrooms which I could then put into their breakfasts.
now watching 12 people freaking out on live tv is my idea of entertainment

greedoniz wrote:I think I would sneak in several tabs of LSD and a kilo of dried magic mushrooms which I could then put into their breakfasts.
now watching 12 people freaking out on live tv is my idea of entertainment

Vanessa Feltz did that a few years ago...

And yes, it was very entertaining!

Well, you cant take any form of paper or writing implament, so sharpies and cards are out of the question.

I have a shirt which, if you poke a pin in it, you can pull out what has the same properties as IT, always helpful. Now the question, how to get a pin in. hmmmmmm.......

A poker chip, because i have the weirdest feeling that if I was to not muscle pass for more than 24 hours, I'd forget how to

TT, PK Ring (easy enough), I'd find some way of taking some flash paper in, but then again, they never have anything that can start a fire, even the hob is just a couple of hot plates. No fire! I would go mad!

There must be some way of getting matches in!

The heat from the Hob should ignite the flash paper though.

im sure there's plenty of stuff you could smuggle in inside some cigarette packets...flash paper, it, swami...all kinds of stuff...

they even make flash-cigarettes dont they...

you could probably get an imp device out of a fag-packet too

All i would need is my 5 juggling balls. That is enough to entertain me for weeks on end. A TT would be funny too.

Hmm, with the right planning, you could make a 4 dimensional cigarette packet.....now where can i get a bowling ball?

A Shotgun!

Lord Freddie wrote:They'd be fun to watch. And Oliver Reed (if they allow alcohol)

Even more fun to watch if they didnt allow alcohol!

I say stick me and his Lordship in there. We would Whip them in to shape.

We certainly would. You'd hear the trains and birds tweeting non-stop on the live footage if we went in there to sort them all out.
I don't know why they didn't put Jade Goody in there again. She was jolly entertaining last year.