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So the latest mis-shapen b***** progeny of the Big Brother beast is limping into existence on our screens as I reluctantly watch (Mrs Bronz and The Housemate vetoed my choice of anything else currently being broadcast) and it got me to thinking; what magical items would you take into the BB house if you happened to be in the unfortunate position of having to go in? Bare in mind that you're not actually permitted to take anything in there so it has to be smuggled. Cards would be out for a start, as would any type of paper or pen, obviously clearly identifiable props are a no-no. Also you'd be frisked before entry so whatever goes in has to be pretty well hidden.

Myself, I'd try and get a TT in (hidden in it's usual parking place), a few loops and bands on my wrists, a PK ring, maybe some Chinese coins disguised by putting 'em on a necklace. What else do you think could be sneaked past the guards and kept hidden under the glare of 360 degree cameras?

Knuckle duster and shot gun. Some form of pistol too and sniper rifle..........I'll teach them.

a tiger...

Am I the only one who is sick & tired of the celebrity big brother heat magazine pile of vomit that our society has turned into. Wanna be a star? Don't worry about talent, charisma or hard work. Just get on big brother and get your tits out.

If it were allowed I would take biographies of Scott of the Antartic, Douglas Baader, and Edmund Hilary so the idiots could see what being a celebrity used to really be about.

themagicwand wrote:Am I the only one who is sick & tired of the celebrity big brother heat magazine pile of vomit that our society has turned into. Wanna be a star? Don't worry about talent, charisma or hard work. Just get on big brother and get your tits out.

No your not the only one

I would take a TT and a few rubber bands and some coins if I was allowed. If I was allowed cards I would take in loads of packs. Why arbn't you alowed cards by they way?

Poison pills hidden in false caps of my teeth (Not for me you understand... )

I think your suggestions are quite good Bronz - I might also try to get an ITR hidden in the lining of some jacket or other. And a few tiny neos to compliment the PK ring.

Failing all that, a small bag of crack. That ought to keep me busy on the long, dismal nights

loops, IT hookup, pk ring.

dunno what else...hmmm...i like the idea of the necklace chinese coins...

TT - maybe with some salt hidden inside it

super sharpie? surely you can have a pen in your top pocket

The norovirus. Or possibly ebola

Hopefully everytime they opened their mouths vomit would come out. A far more intelectualy apealing 24 hour watch than having to listen to their conversation and opinions.

I think they've just clamped down on weapons, wild creatures and biological warfare agents (following a gruesome episode on the Venezuelan show that was fortunately eclipsed in the world media spotlight by that bloke who pretended he'd died in his canoe and ran off to Central America) but I certainly laud and approve those choices. Last night's episode wasn't quite as bad as I feared, it's rather amusing to see the housemates being manipulated like puppets on a string by the feckless celebrities but I won't be tuning in again out of choice.

Personally if I went in there I wouldn't tell anyone I was a magician but occassionally I would do something odd that made people look twice. Like casually reach for a fork and have it spring into my hand from a few inches away then carry on as if nothing had happened.

bronz wrote:What else do you think could be sneaked past the guards and kept hidden under the glare of 360 degree cameras?

Your mind and all its devilish potential for mischief

what i've always wanted to see in those shows are ever-condensing rooms, every day the rooms get smaller and smaller and darker lighting bit by bit...but add more people instead of reducing..

then put pcp in the water supply, a convicted murderer and psychopath, hide a gun somewhere with one bullet in it...

and then have a constant klaxon horn sounding 24hrs a day...

now that - i'd watch..

i often wonder what bill hicks would have said about the cult of Big Brother....cause i bet he would have nailed it

My dream celeb BB contestants (living or dead):

Adolf Hitler
Jordan's Son 'Harvey'
Gary Glitter
Dean Gaffney
Timmy Mallett
Rose West
Jethro
Su Pollard

why not go the whole hog and put joey deacon, john the tourrettes sufferer from the bbc doc "john's not mad" and maybe someone in an iron lung in there too? oh and enoch powell...

contentious 'R' US...

Bit left wing for my liking but what about Mosley.