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Postby Markdini » Mar 11th, '08, 20:36



I dont practise them at all. I only do it to make greedo feel good about him self. After all I still have some hair.

I am master of misdirection, look over there.

We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.

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Postby themagicwand » Mar 11th, '08, 21:06

kems wrote:are you a witch? :twisted:

My wife is a witch. A solitary hedgewitch actually. Apparently it's not illegal anymore.

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Postby Markdini » Mar 11th, '08, 21:57

She does what with bushies? Lone ones?

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We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.

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Postby themagicwand » Mar 11th, '08, 23:35

Markdini wrote: Lone ones?

No, you have to buy your own.

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Postby Markdini » Mar 12th, '08, 00:07

Boom boom , what is a hedge witch any way Mr Wand?

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Postby themagicwand » Mar 12th, '08, 00:12

Markdini wrote:Boom boom , what is a hedge witch any way Mr Wand?

A hedge witch is one who feels a strong connection with nature. It's all to do with the Earth Mother / Goddess thing. And a solitary witch, as the name implies, is one who is not a member of a coven or anything like that.

I am indeed master of the occult arts. My powers are great.

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Postby Markdini » Mar 12th, '08, 00:17

I had a dyslexic witch if front of my oven once..

Hmm I was once told I was like Crowley does that count?

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Postby themagicwand » Mar 12th, '08, 00:24

Markdini wrote:
Hmm I was once told I was like Crowley does that count?

I think we can make you an honoury witch on account of that. You could be a solitary magiwitch or something.

I would just like to point out that I myself am not a witch. I am a mentalist psychic with a bizarre twist, which is a far more sensible thing to be.

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Postby Hogster » Mar 12th, '08, 09:05

Markdini wrote:what is a hedge witch any way Mr Wand?


isn't that Harry Potter's owl..?
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Postby greedoniz » Mar 12th, '08, 12:32

bronz wrote:I like the sound of girls wrestling in mud at the London meets, it'll be a nice foil to the monthly Greedo vs Dini magic off where each of them stutters their way through a routine that despite having a month to learn they've managed to if anything get worse at than if they'd not practiced at all.

That was a funny sentence and I'm sure grammatically incorrect but what I'm trying to say is it won't be long before the meets turn into a sort of magic Olympics. I say beach volleyball for the next event.


It's cause 'Dini is a hex. everytime I attempt to do a magic effect with him in the room it goes spectacularly wrong

Its my feeble excuse and I'm sticking to it.

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Postby Markdini » Mar 12th, '08, 19:53

He even messed up on a train....He forced the wrong card, a very wrong card. it was funny.

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Postby Citrus » Mar 13th, '08, 00:03

Replicant wrote:When I was about fifteen-years-old, I dropped a live fish (about the size of a goldfish) into a mug of freshly boiled water. I enjoyed killing things when I was that age. Image


Thats not psychotic or anything...

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Postby Replicant » Mar 13th, '08, 01:08

Citrus wrote:Thats not psychotic or anything...


Me, psychotic? Nah, I turned out just fine and dandy. Image

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Postby Sophie » Mar 13th, '08, 11:15

I see youve all been very naughty posting on here since ive been gone !!
I once heard 2 hedgehogs having rampent sex in my garden...they were having a lovely time too.
Soooooooo :wink: Sophie. xx

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Postby Replicant » Mar 13th, '08, 13:14

You voyeur, you.

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