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20: Card tricks

21. A number 18

I missed out 18 purposely - that's what I meant by :

I couldn't resist when I saw the items in this thread were numbered

I know Mine was a joke based on that very thing

22. Ellusionist posers comparing themselves to David Blaine and Criss Angel.

23. David Blaine and Criss Angel

24) clients expenting you to do a show with all the bells and wistles with full coveridge for £50.

25) getting there kid to book the event to give them a cop-out.

26. Time wasters who make a booking, then cancel again a day later.

27. Oh, and the fact that everybody in the universe is getting married on the 23rd August when I'm on holiday.

I think this is the wrong thread. I need the green and slimey one I think.

28. Another video by Kevin Parker Productions.

29. More guys who thing that learning magic will help them 'pull all the birds'

Lady of Mystery wrote:29. More guys who thing that learning magic will help them 'pull all the birds'

Nice one!

30. People saying i just want to learn how to be like derren.....please please go on.....is it the occult?........well can you tell me if theres anything i can take like a pill or something to be like derren?.....ive spent 30,000000000(take yer pick on the currency) on mentalism books and cant find the one where he goes to the dogs with the loosing ticket.......and the final flick in the testes to anyone who holds magic close to thier heart......oh its cool i found a whole host of Tw**S on you tube who have picked to death the bones of every routine the poor bearded little chapess has ever done and now i think its a piece of.....well i think you can get the drift

31. People saying, 'I wanna be like Derren and pull the birds....'

32. Effects that are TOTALLY EXAMINABLE, if you swap out all the poorly made gimmicks for doubles that look nothing like them, without anyone noticing.

33.Very clever wording which an effect follows to the letter