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Perhaps now we know why the unmentionable one fools so many....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3240190.stm

shakes head in disbelief.







Coulda sworn it was a little creature

Great marketing oportunity there guys, Haggis Safaris. We ought to be able to combine skills and make 'em levitate, shrink, grow, disappear or whatever. They do the same sort of thing in the US - it's called DisneyWorld.

Mind you, there are still folks over here who think Elvis can be seen in McDonald's, Las Vegas!

What.......you mean it's not an animal!?!?!?!
My parents have some explaining to do.

Aye the noo Tom mah wee laddie.... yon fair timourous beastie is a fruit an no mistake

arghh - thier everywhere now. Those americans are running wild around here with big elephant guns! Their having to take refuge up many a scottmans kilt but even then are getting discovered when the ladies check for a true scotsman!!

.....but none of those US tourists with their haggis traps could compete with this fine specimen of british youth...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shro ... 412123.stm

hang her at dawn me hearties, she's a discrace to our nation and i hope the americans make a firm example of her, I'm sorry if this sounds harsh but if your told in big flashing multicultural letters not to discuss knives, bombs and the like you expect to be held accountable for telling them several times i have a bomb in my bag.

she must be from a long line of fertile parents.

back to the haggis thing a sec..

0% Of scotish visitors to america thought a macdonalds burger could be hunted!

Ah, but how can you tell which clan a Scotsman belongs to? Lift up his kilt and, if you see a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Please, no cheese comments thank you all very much.

And DEFINITELY no gherkin references.