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abraxus wrote:AnonZC - are you a woman by any chance? i know its a funny question, but im just going by the way you write...pardon for asking...you don't have to respond...

How do I write like a 'woman'. I am only partly 'woman' the 'man' part
So to clarify, I am male.

ah! it was just that not many men use the term "lover" these days, its more of a female usage...that was all...

I'm certainly not a naturist but it I do find it odd how people can be funny about bodies. It's only a bod, we've all got them.

I quite like the feeling of freedom in not wearing anything, I'd never do it in public but around the house I quite often don't bother getting dressed after a bath or shower.

Only just started reading this thread - very funny.

I think most people who say they shouldn't have hang ups about their body probably have nothing to worry about themselves. It's a bit more difficult to be a male naturist than a female for obvious reasons!!!

This has reminded me of a joke -

Couple strolling in a naturist park Husband says "Is that D**k Green over there?" Wife replies "No, it's the reflection off the grass"

TargetZero wrote:Couple strolling in a naturist park Husband says "Is that D**k Green over there?" Wife replies "No, it's the reflection off the grass"

Two nuns on a nudist beach. One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach...

abraxus wrote:ah! it was just that not many men use the term "lover" these days, its more of a female usage...that was all...

Ah thats okey. I don't really tend to use it. But I don't think I would be like that around a 'partener' but would if the relationship had gone on to be 'lovers'. If you understand what I mean.


A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose look too long."

I have no hangs ups about been naked...but I do think it would be funny if your parents were trying to tell you off and your wobbly nobbly bits wobbled and nobbled around. I mean willies are very strange things...and I find them very amusing...in the right circumstances!!!!

"Don't point Dad, it's rude"

TargetZero wrote:"Don't point Dad, it's rude"

Oh I say!!! How Ruuuuuuuuuude. Enjoy the programe I'll be looking out for all the tasty bits!!

Yeah, we now all know what "bits" you will be interested in......

"tasty bits"?

Surely a typo?

hang on the B and the T are nowhere near each other on my keyboard

Well Sophie, did you get all the tasty bits you wanted???!!!!

No!!! There was someone in the same room and they wouldnt leave, So I didnt watch!
Probably lots of oldies anyway!!!


Being serious, thats something id never do thou'. I might walk around the house with just a t shirt on...but never never naked. Something might get hurt

Ha! Yes, they were mature couples and you didn't miss much!! It gave my confidence a boost though....

greedoniz wrote:"tasty bits"?

Surely a typo?

hang on the B and the T are nowhere near each other on my keyboard

What... "basty bits"? I don't understand...