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Postby Robbie » Aug 22nd, '08, 12:12



Ha! I knew there had to be at least one with a knife accident.

Holy hell, he does like his Black Ghost deck, doesn't he? I think a change of undies was needed after that. The marketing side of me wants to give Ellusionist a standing ovation for persuading its customers that a deck of cards is worth $250.

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Postby Strep » Aug 22nd, '08, 13:06

This may be a little harsh but with a bit of luck he'll soon grow out of his cards infatuation and continue with his newly found self harm hobby. :twisted:

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Postby ricecake9 » Oct 4th, '08, 23:24

Sorry for reviving an old topic but I'd like to share my input...
Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceD5Z03x4aw

He put in the "education" category. (I'm learning!)

And, on a side note, here's a quote from another video:

"OH MY GOSH A BLACK TIGER DECK!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! IT LOOKED SO GREAT ON THE COMPUTER, BUT IT'S SPECTACULAR IN PERSON!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The video has been removed, I think. Probably for it's mediocrity.
Or, if you're the optimistic type of guy, look at it this way: Look at how happy someone can become for only $8 (plus $5 shipping and tax)!

:roll:

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Postby kolm » Oct 5th, '08, 00:08

You mean you cardies don't get all excited when your fresh deck arrives?

Must just be me, then..

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Postby Jean » Oct 5th, '08, 02:38

I mentioned this on another thread but it seems appropriate here too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0134GUJpPQ

If you read some of the viewer comments underneth the video you can tell which ones shop at ellusionist.

especially 2PairMagic's comment

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Postby TheAge » Oct 5th, '08, 05:45

These kid's videos are funny.

The elitism within this thread is even funnier.

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Postby DenmarkKilo » Oct 5th, '08, 13:35

Yes, I dislike the YouTubing ingrates that do these stupid unboxing and revealing videos. Granted, the Sankey example above is a good p***take (not magical term), but it's nice to see random good examples of false-reveals too.
Such as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF1JLa1bmPw in which the fake reveal is something that I want to do in real life when someone asks to see it again...

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Postby Lee Smith » Oct 5th, '08, 22:51

Replicant wrote:This is the very saddest video I think I have ever seen. Words fail me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjEYO6j9Z0A



That was one of the best things i have ever seen we need these people for amusement.

This thread has given me about an hour of pure laughter.

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Postby Michael Kras » Oct 6th, '08, 00:48

Brilliant stuff here... This kid's the next Vernon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k5jcGwjVKw

And his reply to hateful comments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKnXyWa ... re=related

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Postby Lee Smith » Oct 6th, '08, 14:04

I had watch some more this morning,

I just saw one vid where the kid said you also get an address with your package He He He, if i find it again i will post it.

It's just painfull.

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Postby Duplicity » Oct 6th, '08, 14:12

My God. That child should buy a new bulb for his room, not more magic. Obviously he should shy away from mirrors until puberty has ravaged his body too.

I'm thinking of showing you all my collection of books. I bet you cannot wait. That would be a terrific video to post onto Youtube. Just a seven minute clip of me thumbing through a magic book saying "oooh! look!" every now and again.

Idiots. At least when i was a child, when i bought a Star Wars figure i had the good sense to just go play with them and use my imagination for several hours at a time. With these people, i assume they'll look at the back of the dvd and attack their own reflection instead.

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Postby Duplicity » Oct 6th, '08, 14:18

Oh, and excuse me for joining in, but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzif9VTj ... re=related

It must be an optical illusion, but look at the size of that animal's hands. He's more than a little scarey. He'll be up in a belltower with a hunting rifle when he's twenty one.

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Postby Mandrake » Oct 6th, '08, 14:36

I'm more worried that very soon these youngsters will be able to vote....and breed....but not necessarily in that order.

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Postby Lee Smith » Oct 6th, '08, 14:47

I cant watch anymore im all laughed out and its too painfull.

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Postby russpie » Oct 6th, '08, 19:06

I always wondered if Louis Theroux would have kids.

Some of the gems are, taking seventeen seconds to read the words "magnetic quarter"
"I'm so happy about this"
"I'm just gonna check the camera 'cos I NEED THIS ON VIDEO"
"That's sick"

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