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by **daleshrimpton** » Aug 28th, '08, 11:34

international innuendo bingo...

for those times where you see something on another magic forum that you just need to share.

by **daleshrimpton** » Aug 28th, '08, 11:42

like this one.. A post i made yesterday on the bunny regarding puppet routines.

He would only come out at Christmas, as he was a perfect tool

It wasnt like that when i wrote it :lol:

by **RobMagic** » Aug 30th, '08, 08:47

BBC news reader just now

"It doesn't matter how long it takes when it finally goes in the hole its a very special feeling"

Talking about golf

by **FairieSnuff** » Oct 28th, '08, 14:33

From A Msn convo

Replicant says (13:30): I do prefer to swallow it though even though it leaves a salty taste

Made me laugh and thought id share it ....

F x

by **daleshrimpton** » Oct 28th, '08, 14:44

i must give him my phone number. :lol:

by **FairieSnuff** » Oct 28th, '08, 14:45

by **Replicant** » Oct 28th, '08, 14:47

daleshrimpton wrote:i must give him my phone number.

Join the queue, matey. :wink:

by **FairieSnuff** » Oct 28th, '08, 15:03

........ what for .... change for a tenner??

F x

by **beetlejuiceecis** » Jan 10th, '09, 21:18

Flicking through the telly tonight, came across the lottery programme...

Dale Winton wrote:I've got a couple of beauties in my red area

by **Mandrake** » Jan 12th, '09, 11:02

According to the news casts, Kate Winslett has two lovely Golden Globes.....

by **daleshrimpton** » Jan 16th, '09, 17:32

according to her facebook, our own fairy .......

is getting excited about her box arriving next week

by **FairieSnuff** » Jan 16th, '09, 17:47

Your just jelous you have no box to speak of !....

F x

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Jan 25th, '09, 23:23

Don't get on my case because it's penguin magic but I thought this was a funny quote.

Congratulations to everyone who got in on it. Noblezada will be calling you soon if he hasn't called you already.

by **daleshrimpton** » Jan 26th, '09, 13:00

This gem comes from the cbbc's sorcerers apprentice web site...

Toby cannot control his snake and Miss Evans is suspicious

by **daleshrimpton** » Feb 10th, '09, 16:32

from the last masked magician , whilst explaining a needle and thread swallow.

The masked magician pops the wad into his assistants mouth.. and she looks satisfied

international innuendo bingo