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Postby daleshrimpton » Aug 28th, '08, 11:34



international innuendo bingo...

for those times where you see something on another magic forum that you just need to share. :D

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Postby daleshrimpton » Aug 28th, '08, 11:42

like this one.. A post i made yesterday on the bunny regarding puppet routines.

He would only come out at Christmas, as he was a perfect tool


It wasnt like that when i wrote it :lol:

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Postby RobMagic » Aug 30th, '08, 08:47

BBC news reader just now

"It doesn't matter how long it takes when it finally goes in the hole its a very special feeling"

Talking about golf

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Postby FairieSnuff » Oct 28th, '08, 14:33

From A Msn convo



Replicant says (13:30): I do prefer to swallow it though even though it leaves a salty taste


Made me laugh and thought id share it ....

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Postby daleshrimpton » Oct 28th, '08, 14:44

i must give him my phone number. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby FairieSnuff » Oct 28th, '08, 14:45

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Replicant » Oct 28th, '08, 14:47

daleshrimpton wrote:i must give him my phone number. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Join the queue, matey. :wink:

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Postby FairieSnuff » Oct 28th, '08, 15:03

:shock: ........ what for .... change for a tenner??

:P

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Jan 10th, '09, 21:18

Flicking through the telly tonight, came across the lottery programme...

Dale Winton wrote:I've got a couple of beauties in my red area


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Postby Mandrake » Jan 12th, '09, 11:02

According to the news casts, Kate Winslett has two lovely Golden Globes.....

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 16th, '09, 17:32

according to her facebook, our own fairy .......



is getting excited about her box arriving next week

:lol:

you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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Postby FairieSnuff » Jan 16th, '09, 17:47

:P :twisted:

Your just jelous you have no box to speak of !....

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Jan 25th, '09, 23:23

Don't get on my case because it's penguin magic but I thought this was a funny quote.

Congratulations to everyone who got in on it. Noblezada will be calling you soon if he hasn't called you already.


Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 26th, '09, 13:00

This gem comes from the cbbc's sorcerers apprentice web site...


Toby cannot control his snake and Miss Evans is suspicious


:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00hj4fc

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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 10th, '09, 16:32

from the last masked magician , whilst explaining a needle and thread swallow.


The masked magician pops the wad into his assistants mouth.. and she looks satisfied


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Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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