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I'd have 8 bottles of scotch to ease the fear. If that didn't finish me off in the process, I'd feel so terrible in the morning that I'd WANT to die.

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:

Lindz Said:To be honest if I were to die knowingly shortly after I probably wouldn't be able to eat a thing through sickness I probably be more interested in ripping the gaurds heads off while trying to escape but if I had to have something it would be

I didn't expect this to be taken so seriously. I wouldn't have posted it if it was going to be taken this way.

I was'nt taking it serious Ian I was joking do you really think I would write that if I was being serious, that's just how I would probably feel before my last meal

Tomo wrote:I'd have 8 bottles of scotch to ease the fear. If that didn't finish me off in the process, I'd feel so terrible in the morning that I'd WANT to die.

The sensible alternative!

"what would you like to for last meal?"
"a bottle of brandy and a bottle of pain killers please"

or "how long does the souffle take?"

lindz wrote:

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:

Lindz Said:To be honest if I were to die knowingly shortly after I probably wouldn't be able to eat a thing through sickness I probably be more interested in ripping the gaurds heads off while trying to escape but if I had to have something it would be

I didn't expect this to be taken so seriously. I wouldn't have posted it if it was going to be taken this way.

I was'nt taking it serious Ian I was joking do you really think I would write that if I was being serious, that's just how I would probably feel before my last meal

Fair enough...Mia Culpa...

Darrel wrote:If death was by electrocution:

Baked beans, cauliflower, sprouts, boiled egg and gunpowder.

Would they dare flick the switch the next day?

Haha that was brilliant, The gunpowder really made me laugh out loud, got some weird looks on the train down to London

Knowing that my cunning plan to escape was about to be hatched, i would sit down and heartily tuck into into egg fried rice, sweet and sour chicken (hong kong style) covered with curry sauce and with a portion of prawn crackers on the side. That's good eatin'.

Now, when the guard arrives should I go with the magnetic hands induction or just smack him over the head with my licked clean plate?

I wouldnt eat anything!!!! But id drink lots and lots of wine