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Postby queen of clubs » Dec 23rd, '08, 13:34



This VHS course looks just the ticket! Those guys are soooo cool. *swoon*

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98YfDn-Afpg

:lol: :lol:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Dec 23rd, '08, 13:47

Well as long as they don't try any of that magic around me, I don't think I could control myself :D

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Postby Charles Calthrop » Dec 23rd, '08, 14:00

Several hundred 'satisfied customers' (and their ugly friends) will confirm that I have been using these techniques since the mid-80's yet my permission was not sought and I haven't been credited anywhere for my work. I'm apalled.

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Postby Craig Browning » Dec 23rd, '08, 17:08

Hell, the thing takes forever to buffer and the guy simply looks like a jerk... why would anyone waste their time :roll:

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Postby cymru1991 » Dec 23rd, '08, 20:49

Wow, I so want to buy that- because I want to look like a real creep:

"Hey there baby, let me tell you the secret to my trick- meet me back here at 11 o'clock".

It is pretty funny though :D :D

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Postby kolm » Dec 23rd, '08, 21:02

If only that worked with men!

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Postby Replicant » Dec 23rd, '08, 22:42

Folks, it's all true. Yes, sirree; I know because I tried it. And now I'm beating off Lommy and Queenie with a stick.

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Postby cymru1991 » Dec 23rd, '08, 22:44

Replicant wrote:Folks, it's all true. Yes, sirree; I know because I tried it. And now I'm beating off Lommy and Queenie with a stick.


INNUENDO WOOO :D

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Postby Replicant » Dec 23rd, '08, 22:46

cymru1991 wrote:
Replicant wrote:Folks, it's all true. Yes, sirree; I know because I tried it. And now I'm beating off Lommy and Queenie with a stick.


INNUENDO WOOO :D


For goodness sake, man. Get a grip of yourself.

Er, on second thoughts....

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Postby cymru1991 » Dec 23rd, '08, 22:47

Replicant wrote:
cymru1991 wrote:
Replicant wrote:Folks, it's all true. Yes, sirree; I know because I tried it. And now I'm beating off Lommy and Queenie with a stick.


INNUENDO WOOO :D


For goodness sake, man. Get a grip of yourself.

Er, on second thoughts....


hehehe I've been deprived of innuendos for months, and I've finally found a good one- I live a fun life as you can guess :D

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Postby Rufio » Dec 23rd, '08, 23:27

Did someone say "swoon"? That's a great word. Along with "gusset" and, possibly, "spangly". They're my faves. Presumably, Queen of Clubs, you're searching for "attract", "women" and "magic" on Youtube. Hmmmm..... how strange.

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Postby Kolisar » Dec 24th, '08, 00:51

Rufio wrote: Presumably, Queen of Clubs, you're searching for "attract", "women" and "magic" on Youtube. Hmmmm..... how strange.


Well, since Queen of Clubs' avatar is two Queens from a deck of cards about to kiss, I don't see why you are surprised! :lol:

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