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Postby Lenoir » Feb 21st, '09, 20:01



all new e-books of "card magic" that is absolutely nothing new. Come up with something revolutionary, a sleight that does something not possible without, or keep your trap shut!

We don't want any more compilations of effects that you haven't ACTUALLY performed, only thought of whilst lying in the bath.

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Postby Dominic Rougier » Feb 21st, '09, 20:07

hmmm... card sleights in the bath eh?

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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Postby Lenoir » Feb 21st, '09, 20:11

I always come up with routines in the bath.

There was a "wet" joke in there somewhere. I couldn't quite think of it though.

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Postby Miles More Magic » Feb 21st, '09, 20:16

Lenoir wrote:There was a "wet" joke in there somewhere. I couldn't quite think of it though.


Dream on Lenoir.

(A very tacky sort of "wet" joke. Sorry. :oops: )

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Postby Lenoir » Feb 21st, '09, 20:22

The tackier, and the wetter, the better!

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Postby queen of clubs » Feb 21st, '09, 20:41

Hopefully my e-book doesn't fall into your category - if you want revolutionary I'm the Che Guevara of cards! :p

Also it'll be a good read, full of all sorts of needlessly imflammatory nonsense, not just tricks. And it's not like you'll be paying for your copy.

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Postby Lenoir » Feb 21st, '09, 20:43

I am genuinely looking forward to your material Queen of Clubs. If Sealed Fates is anything to go by, it will be brilliant.

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Postby moodini » Feb 22nd, '09, 06:24

queen of clubs wrote:....And it's not like you'll be paying for your copy.


Does one assume from that that you are giving some form of TM promo discount/offer when it goes out?

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Postby queen of clubs » Feb 22nd, '09, 14:43

moodini wrote:
queen of clubs wrote:....And it's not like you'll be paying for your copy.


Does one assume from that that you are giving some form of TM promo discount/offer when it goes out?


I have a list of people who can have a free copy and Lenny is near the top of it. Come to think of it, he's also near the bottom of it ;)

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Postby moodini » Feb 22nd, '09, 17:22

So esssntially he IS the list - LOL :D :lol:

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Re: I am banning..

Postby Craig Browning » Feb 22nd, '09, 17:41

Lenoir wrote:all new e-books of "card magic" that is absolutely nothing new. Come up with something revolutionary, a sleight that does something not possible without, or keep your trap shut!

We don't want any more compilations of effects that you haven't ACTUALLY performed, only thought of whilst lying in the bath.


FINALLY! Someone that understands where I've been coming from for so many years. :twisted:

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Postby Lenoir » Feb 22nd, '09, 18:41

I remember Michael Vincent once said, "Get yourself The Royal Road to Card Magic, Close Up Card Magic by Harry Lorayne and a load of decks, and you're sorted for the next 5 years!"

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Re: I am banning..

Postby kolm » Feb 22nd, '09, 20:37

Craig Browning wrote:FINALLY! Someone that understands where I've been coming from for so many years. :twisted:


Craig Browning's sig wrote:NOW AVAILABLE @ Lulu.com The Complete PSYCHIC TECHNOLOGIES in Print & eBook formats


:lol:

Forgive me :)

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Postby Miles More Magic » Feb 22nd, '09, 21:40

Before you write a page letting us know it is different Craig, I'm sure we already realise that and it isn't a dig at you.

You DO just have to laugh at the irony though! :lol: :lol: :oops:

Kolm, well done for spotting that. Funniest thing I have seen for ages.

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Postby JakeThePerformer » Feb 22nd, '09, 21:44

They are different though... It would be more funny if they weren't.

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