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by **Reverend Tristan** » Mar 5th, '09, 21:15

Thank god for a topic I can post on, well I'm in a good mood after a c*** (not the best) week. Might be something to do with the £6k that just went in my bank

by **Replicant** » Mar 5th, '09, 22:55

I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then I'm going to have you.

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Mar 5th, '09, 23:40

"If you don't know the answer, guess."

"But this test penalizes guessing..."

"ALRIGHT! NOBODY GUESS! Just be right. Get down on your knees, pray to your god and ask him... NO DEMAND HE TELL YOU THE ANSWER! If he won't, he's no god of yours!"

by **flashman** » Mar 6th, '09, 00:02

"Titanium!", I hear you cry. And you'd be right! The 'space age metal' with the symbol Ti and atomic number 22 was discovered in England by William Gregor in 1791 and named by Martin Heinrich Klaproth for the Titans of Greek mythology. Prized for its corrosion resistance, and the highest strength-to-weight ratio of any metal, we must raise our glasses to the metallic king of body piercings and dental implants...

Extract taken from the "Pocket Book Of Rare Metals For After Dinner Speakers"

by **themagicwand** » Mar 6th, '09, 00:44

I have two previous lives that I can remember. One was a chimney sweep in Victorian London (chim-chiminey-chim-chiminey-chim-chim-cheroo!), and one was as a front gunner on a Heinkel He111. You will be unsurprised to hear that in both instances my livelihood was the death of me.

I have a headache.

by **dat8962** » Mar 6th, '09, 00:59

I owe you an apology Paul - being a spitfire pilot myself in a previous existance :wink:

by **Robbie** » Mar 6th, '09, 12:11

"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind."

That was lifted from an eBay seller yesterday and promoted to my Slogan of the Week.

by **Tomo** » Mar 6th, '09, 12:16

Speaking of Spitfires (beautiful machines that they are), the silly BNP recently used a picture of one to front their new anti-immigration campaign. The trouble is, it's a Polish Spitfire they used! :lol:

by **themagicwand** » Mar 6th, '09, 12:40

dat8962 wrote:I owe you an apology Paul - being a spitfire pilot myself in a previous existance

I thought you looked familiar!

by **kems** » Mar 6th, '09, 12:47

Replicant wrote:I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then I'm going to have you.

Have I told you today how much I love thee, brother? How much my heart glimmers like a newborn star when I gaze upon thine beauteous countenance?

by **yddraig** » Mar 6th, '09, 13:21

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

by **EckoZero** » Mar 6th, '09, 13:58

Tomo wrote:Speaking of Spitfires (beautiful machines that they are), the silly BNP recently used a picture of one to front their new anti-immigration campaign. The trouble is, it's a Polish Spitfire they used!

This made me laugh out loud at work.
Whoops :oops:

by **MickyScouse** » Mar 9th, '09, 15:20

I'm sure I made a similar thread to this many, many moons ago

by **giznorm** » Mar 9th, '09, 19:00

yddraig wrote:A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

Giraffe tounges are extremely rough and can take off a layer of skin. And yes, I know this from experience.

by **FairieSnuff** » Mar 9th, '09, 19:15

Gumpy is my friend ... say hi to gumpy ....

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