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Buy the biggest bar of dairy milk ! Think of all the ladies ya can buy with that

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No point trying to save the world by giving money to charity. Its both futile and against Darwinism. The planets capability to sustain life in the long run is totally screwed so get your kicks while you can.
I'm saving up to go shoot some pandas with an AK-47....London Zoo will not be happy

Pandas are stupid animals anyway. What kind of carnivore doesn't eat meat? They spend almost their whole day eating specific plants which only give them a fraction of the nutrition they require. They don't even hibernate because they can't consume enough during the warmer months to allow them to sleep through winter. If it wasn't for human intervention, they would have all died out due to natural selection by now. It's one of the rare occasions where humans have actually kept a species alive which should be dead, as opposed to our usual trick of wiping the fuzzy critters off the face of the planet.

Pandas are rubbish.

A J Irving wrote:Pandas are stupid animals anyway. What kind of carnivore doesn't eat meat? They spend almost their whole day eating specific plants which only give them a fraction of the nutrition they require. They don't even hibernate because they can't consume enough during the warmer months to allow them to sleep through winter. If it wasn't for human intervention, they would have all died out due to natural selection by now. It's one of the rare occasions where humans have actually kept a species alive which should be dead, as opposed to our usual trick of wiping the fuzzy critters off the face of the planet.

Pandas are rubbish.

That's my comedy for the day!

A J Irving wrote:
Pandas are rubbish.

Some do Kung Fu...

Pandas are not as rubbish as pigeons. Pigeons are the only bird stupid enough to get hit by trains on a regular basis. How can a bird get hit by a train? How stupid must you have to be? It makes no sense.

At least pigeons know how to reproduce. It's like pandas are trying to kill themselves off. Stupid furry suicidal b*st*rds.

Pheasants are even worse. They wait by the opposite side of the road and then run across just as the car gets close to them. No wonder there are so many bunches of blood and feathers littering the roads....

If stupid is where it's at then the Kakapo takes the biscuit.

1) Bass mating call which is like sub bass and therefore non directional. Females cannot locate where the call comes from

2) Flightless bird which has forgotten it cannot fly and therefore will jump out of trees when panicked

3) Will only breed when a certain tree fruits above a certain level

Good Ol' Douglas adams.
he talks about it here: http://www.guba.com/watch/3000053272/do ... california very funny if you have the time

Ahem... If I can bring this thread back on topic.

I give you Miss Monica Bellucci.



You can keep yer baubles and trinkets.

And yes, I do believe.

gillows wrote:Ahem... If I can bring this thread back on topic.

I give you Miss Monica Bellucci.



You can keep yer baubles and trinkets.

And yes, I do believe.

She looks a little cross to me.

IAIN wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:I must say, I do like a guy that wears a nice watch. There's something about a nice watch that just says style and sophistication.

especially if they wear it around their wallet

Excellent!!!!!!!!!

I do not wear any jewellery except my wedding ring, I do not like the feel of it but each to their own. It does amuse me watching some of my peers with their watches though, they really get in to the fact that they have a Tag/Breitling/Omega/Panerai trying to one-up each other, I would much rather have a nice holiday personally!

Forget Rolex, I want a digital watch with a decent screen. None of these bars that make up digits, I want LED backlit loveliness with calendar and easy to use alarm clock and calculator and email and...

I can wish, anyway...

I have a Tag Heuer watch - it cost someone who loves me lots £750.

Just cos I wear a nice expensive watch doesn't make me an @rseh@le.

I was an @rseh@le well before I got the watch.

There are lots of @rseh@les out there. Some of them wear nice, expensive watches and some of them don't.