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My partrner cheated on me a week and a half ago over xmas and i found out

now i went to carnage which is a student night and its terrible because its blooody valentines and everybody is taken

what on erarth happens?

so its just vodka and re bull all night

then i knocked a guys vodka lemonade out of hios hand and brought another one on my card which cost £2.60 which is more than my vboda red bull!

but i had no money jst my card so inbstead i have to have a minimum limit on my card so instead i had to buy more drinks for me.

then i phoned everybody in my ;phone book in my uni which was fun..most were asleep

im hot - bet youi didnt know that eh? I am veryyyy attractive. I'm not really, but I had you going eh!

Over and out...bl;ahggghh!

Is this our first drunk post?

nooooooooooo.............but how you doing jakey? youd come over owuldnt you! keep me company chatting and what not! I could read your mind!

"hmm...concentrarte...your thinking of sheep"

im anna im here all night overand out

im an epic ,mind reader

Mandrake... Is that you? Have you been drinking the night nurse again? We've told you before about that, if you're going to drink it at least save some for us...

Madam. I must say you are acting very oddly this evening. Methinks you have been indulging in the devil's buttermilk a trifle too heavily. I do hope you don't have too much of a headache in the morning.

Hmmmmmm using my powers I can sense a feeling of regret and melancholy will be coming over you later this morning (perhaps much later!)

Hope you don't have too much of a headache....

Can we class this as "pulling a Beardy" or something?

Lawrence wrote:Can we class this as "pulling a Beardy" or something?

I'm not that bad! Give me 'some' credit at least! No?

i find it amazing that someone can be that drunk, yet post in the correct area on here.

Listen, if your single on valentines day.. NEVER GO OUT unless your working. Stay in, watch a movie, and cook something endulgent and tasty.That's why they call it Comfort food..

Some celebrate Valentine's Day.

Others celebrate Ballantine's Day.

valentine's day...never indulge in that rubbish...

a) its female orientated
b) nonsense of the highest order
c) its telling you when to be romantic

here's a quick and easy guide in how to dispell valentine's day...say to your girlfriend/wife - "darling, i love you very much, and i want you to know that when i make any wild and romantic gesture its because i feel moved to do so...i don't like valentines day because its just a vast corporate lie that makes us buy standard issue cards, and badly kept roses...

you dont want that do you - I'm sure you'd prefer it that when i buy you something its because im moved to do so, and that i've only bought you something because i love you...

or, i could give up doing that, and just buy you a balloon with an "ickle" heart on it and a rose from the local garage once a year...

up to you!"

you should then follow this up with a slap on her bum, a sid james laugh and demand a bacon sandwich...

Impressive spelling for someone so tipsy. I salute you!

...and I agree with Iain.

Valentine's Day is a 'Hallmark Holiday', promoted by greeting card companies in a bid to make you spend stupid amounts of money on trite sentimental tat.

IAIN wrote:valentine's day...never indulge in that rubbish...

a) its female orientated
b) nonsense of the highest order
c) its telling you when to be romantic

here's a quick and easy guide in how to dispell valentine's day...say to your girlfriend/wife - "darling, i love you very much, and i want you to know that when i make any wild and romantic gesture its because i feel moved to do so...i don't like valentines day because its just a vast corporate lie that makes us buy standard issue cards, and badly kept roses...

you dont want that do you - I'm sure you'd prefer it that when i buy you something its because im moved to do so, and that i've only bought you something because i love you...

or, i could give up doing that, and just buy you a balloon with an "ickle" heart on it and a rose from the local garage once a year...

up to you!"

I've made this very same point in the past.

Now I'm expected to do something romantic every Valentine's day and spring romantic surprises at other times of the year. Never argue with a lady over Valentine's day!

nope...i have claimed that its sexist...because the guy is expected to put far more effort into that day than women...

i've mentioned it at work and the sheer outrage i was faced with was ridiculous...i think i may have tipped them over the edge by also stating that its not my problem if their other halves are unromantic during the rest of the year...

no, and a firm no mr. irving...put that foot down...