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BEARDY..... I is calling you out!!

Postby Lawrence » Apr 24th, '10, 17:57



[insert gay joke here]

Sometime ago Beardy and myself were having a chat which somehow turned into a challenge to see who could learn to do the "moonwalk" quicker and better than the other.
We were going to get TM to vote on this but a couple of hours after the challenge was laid down I passed Beardy a video showing that I could now moonwalk and he promptly conceded (the big BIG pansy!)

Now I'm calling him out again!

The idea of the challenge is that we shall both have a week to learn a skill neither of us currently have (insert your own jokes here), post a video up on here and you folks can judge who has become more proficient.

Rather than Bready or myself throwing down the topic of said challenge we thought we'd throw it to the TM public; please furnish us with your ideas and we shall compromise over what the challenge will be....

So... no magic, no balloons, no juggling, no cooking...
Any suggestions....?

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Re: BEARDY..... I is calling you out!!

Postby Beardy » Apr 24th, '10, 18:02

Lawrence wrote:We were going to get TM to vote on this but a couple of hours after the challenge was laid down I passed Beardy a video showing that I could now moonwalk and he promptly conceded (the big BIG pansy!)


Do you not mean you sent me a video of you twisting your ankle and "pulling out" (hehe)

Lawrence wrote:Bready


Reallly?

Lawrence wrote:pyshcology


I mean, reallllllly?

And you're going down...

;)

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Postby IAIN » Apr 24th, '10, 18:03

who can survive longest with a plastic bag over their head?

how about, most post-it notes over their face in two minutes?

yo-yo'ing?

rapping!

yes...rapping...write your own, and perform your own rap in under a week...you must both use the same beat/samples though...

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Postby IAIN » Apr 24th, '10, 18:06

or, who can eat the most of these Naga Jolokia chillies?

http://www.southdevonchillifarm.co.uk/s ... lAodU0XJwg

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Postby TheStoner » Apr 24th, '10, 18:07

See who can get a letter published in a national newspaper or appear in the background of a TV report.

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Postby TheStoner » Apr 24th, '10, 18:08

..or rapping (good one!)

But it must be proper old skool - none of this gangsta stuff!

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Postby SamGurney » Apr 24th, '10, 18:08

who can learn Tom Lehrer's 'elements song' without notes in full.

Of course, it would be almost impossible to check that you're not getting the words infront of you.. sometimes being magician's is a bad thing :roll:
Either that or leaning the dance to some 90s pop song.

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Postby Lawrence » Apr 24th, '10, 18:09

TheStoner wrote:See who can get a letter published in a national newspaper or appear in the background of a TV report.

We'd have to change the deadline to a "first to..." basis but it's a good idea

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Postby IAIN » Apr 24th, '10, 18:09

mimick the end of napoleon dynamite (physically very easy for beardy) - but do his dance to the same song...

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Postby SamGurney » Apr 24th, '10, 18:11

showing perfect lip syncing skills with a 5 minute segment of a film..

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Postby TheStoner » Apr 24th, '10, 18:13

SamGurney wrote:showing perfect lip syncing skills with a 5 minute segment of a film..


"When Harry Met Sally"?

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Postby Beardy » Apr 24th, '10, 18:20

I just had a few suggestions suggested to me:

Most marshmallows in one minute
Most girls pulled in one minute
Most bras undone in one minutes

I disagree with the above, on the basis that Lawrence would lose too easily, and I am up for learning a new skill 8)

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Postby Lawrence » Apr 24th, '10, 18:21

Beardy wrote:I just had a few suggestions suggested to me:

Most marshmallows in one minute
Most girls pulled in one minute
Most bras undone in one minutes

I disagree with the above, on the basis that Lawrence would lose too easily, and I am up for learning a new skill 8)


Oooo, I dunno, I could have a go at the marshmallow one.

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Postby SamGurney » Apr 24th, '10, 18:24

The winner at a game called chubby bunny, in which the winner is the one who can fit the most (sam sized) marshmallows in their mouth without swallowing.

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Postby SamGurney » Apr 24th, '10, 18:25

SamGurney wrote:The winner at a game called chubby bunny, in which the winner is the one who can fit the most (sam sized) marshmallows in their mouth without swallowing.

I meant same sized, but you could try me sized marshmallows.

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