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Why does the Pope cost so bleeding much?

Postby Beardy » May 23rd, '10, 18:13



Now a holiday for me and the family would cost a few grand...

how on earth does it cost £10,000,000 for ONE MAN to come for a small holiday to England for a bit? 10 million pounds????

Now I'm all for 5 star resorts but why on earth is it costing that much? And how come he has it paid for him?

Is it the funny hat?

Where are all the costs coming from?

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Postby SamGurney » May 23rd, '10, 18:19

Because he deserves a treat since he's such a lovely guy and puts himself and his luxury behind starving and empoverished people like the humanitarian and good natured man he is...
Oh wait... you mean the pope? Oh... no idea.

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Postby greedoniz » May 23rd, '10, 18:22

Well there is the popemobile for starters. Putting God's number one go-to guy behind 6 inches of bulletproof plexi-glass.
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Postby IAIN » May 23rd, '10, 18:23

you're forgetting one thing, the holiday probably only costs a few grand, the rest is hush-money...

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Postby Jean » May 23rd, '10, 18:23

Because Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. The pope's just trying to spend all his money before he dies.

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Postby Beardy » May 23rd, '10, 18:30

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:Because Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. The pope's just trying to spend all his money before he dies.


But it's not his money he's spending....

I'm wondering what he is spending it on! I'm sure it doesn't cost *that* much for bulletproof glass...

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Postby Jean » May 23rd, '10, 19:06

Beardy wrote:
But it's not his money he's spending....


So he's also trying to save his followers thats how much he cares. In fact he cares so much he's willing to endanger his own soul by taking the money that would corrupt so many others.

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Postby Contrabass101 » May 23rd, '10, 20:02

I have no idea, but a state leader visiting is not cheap. Having a guy like Berlusconi over would probably cost the same. Transport and coordination, helicopters, VIPs, staff, security, limo rent and so on and so on.

With regards to the american visit, I remember reading that fear of terrorist attacks drove up security costs considerably. My guess is, that it's the same here.

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Postby Beardy » May 23rd, '10, 20:04

Contrabass101 wrote:With regards to the american visit, I remember reading that fear of terrorist attacks drove up security costs considerably. My guess is, that it's the same here.


Well I agree with what Richard Wiseman said then...100,000 students subsribed to Science Magazine or 1 man's holiday...

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Postby Contrabass101 » May 23rd, '10, 20:17

SamGurney wrote:Because he deserves a treat since he's such a lovely guy and puts himself and his luxury behind starving and empoverished people like the humanitarian and good natured man he is...
Oh wait... you mean the pope? Oh... no idea.

I don't think Benedict is living very much more luxuriously than you or I.

I don't envy him... working from seven in the morning to eleven in the evening when you are in your 80s is not my idea of retirement ;)

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Postby Contrabass101 » May 23rd, '10, 20:18

Beardy wrote:
Contrabass101 wrote:With regards to the american visit, I remember reading that fear of terrorist attacks drove up security costs considerably. My guess is, that it's the same here.


Well I agree with what Richard Wiseman said then...100,000 students subsribed to Science Magazine or 1 man's holiday...

But can you really discuss state finances like that?

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Postby themagicwand » May 23rd, '10, 20:30

Contrabass101 wrote:I don't think Benedict is living very much more luxuriously than you or I.

I'm sorry, but have you seen the inside of the Vatican? Hardly your average two up two down. And yes, it must be a tough old life with all those lackeys running around after you, running your bath, turning down your bed sheets, putting your slippers in just the right place...


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Postby Tomo » May 23rd, '10, 20:45

Maybe if the Pope can prove that any of the nasty ideas he espouses is a good one, the Vatican shouldn't be forced to pay to protect their man. But, really, everything each successive Pope has come out with has been wrong, from the Earth being the centre of the universe downwards to condoms not preventing AIDS.

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Postby mark lewis » May 23rd, '10, 21:18

Methinks there are fans of the Reverend Ian Paisley on this forum.

I used to hear speeches denouncing the Pope all the time in Northern Ireland when I sold svengali decks there in "the field" on the 12th July which is a special day of celebration for Ulster protestants where denouncing the pope is considered terribly commendable.

The "field" is a special place where the parade ends up where there are various vendors selling things. I used to sell svengali decks there. All the Orangemen with their bowler hats would then get up and make speeches denouncing the Holy Father with great vehemence. Tradition you know.

Anyway I happen to know the Pope was never offended mainly because he has never been invited.

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Postby SamGurney » May 24th, '10, 04:52

mark lewis wrote:Methinks there are fans of the Reverend Ian Paisley on this forum.

I used to hear speeches denouncing the Pope all the time in Northern Ireland when I sold svengali decks there in "the field" on the 12th July which is a special day of celebration for Ulster protestants where denouncing the pope is considered terribly commendable.

The "field" is a special place where the parade ends up where there are various vendors selling things. I used to sell svengali decks there. All the Orangemen with their bowler hats would then get up and make speeches denouncing the Holy Father with great vehemence. Tradition you know.

Anyway I happen to know the Pope was never offended mainly because he has never been invited.

Nope. Never heard of him. I just hate the pope and what he symbolises.

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