by Mandrake » Dec 16th, '14, 17:27
Traditionally at this time of year we're assaulted by the most terrible jokes hidden inside Christmas crackers but we all seem to enjoy inflicting them on others so.... le'ts have your favourite groan-worthy jokes, either ones you've ended up with in a cracker, knicked off the Internet, or even ones you've made up yourselves. No prizes, just the knowledge that you've passed the agony on!
Three for starters:
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!