1. When Kelowna had an exciting weekend.
These Kelowna Daily Courier headlines are literally breathtaking...
2. When a man atop a Toronto crane had every right to be there.
3. When a suspicious package just turned out to be homework.
4. This exciting relocation in Prince Edward Island.
Exciting stuff happening in P.E.I. https://t.co/RgV7RLvD4g (h/t @TristinHopper)
5. When things went off without a hitch in Regina.
Boring Canadian headline of the day: "Event deemed a success."
6. When being ranked the ninth least corrupt country in the world was "awesome."
Awesome! #Canada is the 9th least corrupt country in the world! https://t.co/YzkzbRyDvP
7. This pressing question in the Globe and Mail.
8. When an Ottawa-area couple fought city hall over the placement of their veggie garden.
9. Or when Winnipeg's snow plows went rogue.
10. When subway etiquette became "trending" news.
when Canada is so boring that the news turns into this
11. When Newfoundland was just happy people noticed it.
Really, really happy.
12. When noted sports broadcaster Ron Maclean expressed his love of... sports.
13. When driving sections tackled some of the most important issues facing motorists.
14. This beaver.
15. When even journalists had to admit there wasn't really much going on.
16. When visitors to Canada took notice.
Not saying Canada is boring or anything but I watched one of their newscasts recently and the main headline was a mild downpour of rain.
17. ...And Canadians noticed that other people had noticed how boring things are around here, and it led to a lot of anxiety.
