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Farlsborough wrote:

Lawrence wrote:i actually giggled out loud at a lecture writing "for t>39" on the board

You're going to have to explain that one...

say it out loud.


what came befor part b?


i had some girl come up to me last night while i was spinning some poi (a dangerous course of action by the way) and say "you're amazing", my responce was "i know, and the bar's that way [wink]"
she never did come back with my pint

nerver tried any really though im only sixteen so, plenty of time left

' if we pretend your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can i visit you between the holidays? '

' hi I'm smeagan, remember my name, you'll be screaming it later '

' hi I'm smeagan, and your name must be gillette?! '

Smeagan wrote:
' if we pretend your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can i visit you between the holidays? '

Brilliant! Hope you have had some luck with this...

we were testing out theories at the weekend. you just go up to a girl and say "hey, you're pretty" and see how she reacts. i thought, if someone did that to me, id just thank them and walk off. so we wanted to see how people reacted, this being a rock club mind, i think only 2 slaps occurred during the night

How about this?

"You can call me milk! 'Cause I'll do your body gooooood!"

"Is your Daddy a terrorist? 'Cause you are da bomb!!"

A couple from a perverted friend of mine . He has many more, but I don't think they are suitible for being posted here .