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Wanted: Thirty chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke.
(stolen From Jimmy Carr, if anyone's interested.)

For sale: Chameleons. All colours.

Tomo wrote:For sale: Chameleons. All colours.

I'll take an extra-large chameleon please...

Wanted: confirmation of my lottery numbers via channelling Doris Stokes...will offer 15% of winnings...

Closing down sale: Geoff Cape's Capes - 50% off...please contact Harry Hill...

can't do lottery numbers but can do a very good deal on pink and fluffy fluff.

Last Saturday night I met a great woman who told me she was psychic. I didn't believe her but we got on well, and at the end of the evening she gave me a telephone number. It turned out to be mine

I had a cup of tea with two lumps this morning - the wife and her mother.

All my Students.. please log on to this forum even if you have never heard of it and answer the following question.

My Name is Be-elzebitch the great magician.. I know everything about magic and have spent THREE GAZILLION ££'s on my material.

I am considering providing all my knowledge to the ever rising stars that reside in a wonderful place called youtube -- their skills are really coming on.. If it wasnt for the fact they are so c*** (not the best) they would be really good!!

And as so, I would consider providing the info and secrets I have spent in the Zillions on to help them learn.

Is this a good Idea? By the way, I am 13 going on 11 and have 2 hours experience so OBVIOSULY Im talented..

Please reply by spamming the hell out of this forum..

My split personality will take on the role of other clearly deranged morons who 'just so happen' to wander upon this forum and find the one post related to my English question that was never actually set..

God Im a prick..

Be-elzebitch the dumbass !!

Gun for sale, need to unload quickly. 6 shot revolver with 5 loaded rounds. Will arrive wrapped in plastic, make sure to handle weapon atleast once... to get the feel of it... yeah... thats it.

Goes to top bidder.

LEARN DERREN BROWN SECRETS! CONTROL PEOPLE! READ THEIR MINDS! INFLUENCE THEM TO DO THINGS! *








*Like buy some crappy ebook for £30 which rehashes naff effects from old books with no regard for spelling punctuation or diction.

earlier on I saw this guy on the bus who obviously thought he was black..

he made a fist, looked at me and said

'What's in my bread bin??'

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