Now knowing magic monkey and how potent he is in the impregnating department I suggest shutting him away from any females fearing a population explosion.
Congratulations and just to make it clear that greedoniz is unavailable for any babysitting duties for the foreseeable future
How about one named Hocus and the other named Pocus? Abra and Cadabra? Of course, if you really want your kids to hate you, just simply do magic for their friends when they're teenagers.
The real question is when you're going to teach them their first trick, and what it's going to be?! You could groom them into a perfect psychic double act and live off them in your old age!