You're all pansies! Those little Owie type things don't count...
I've been bit and clawed by a multiple of livestock ranging from Bunny Rabbits (that have actually caused me more pain than the bigger critters) to Parrots/Cockatoos to big cats.
I've had three escape stunts go wrong that resulted in major hurts, the worse being caught on the Newsreels of Chicago Television as I nearly fell into Lake Michigan to my death... the rope holding me tied beneath a helicopter (straight jacket escape) malfunctioned (the safety gimmick actually failed) and I did a terrible impression of a skipping stone across water.
I had one of the wire bars of a vanishing bird cage (the one's that fold and go up the sleeve) slash my forearm open and I'll not go into all the little boo boo type deals such as you guys have mentioned thus far... or how badly I've torn my body apart over the years lifting, hefting and moving all that outrageously heavy c*** (not the best) for nearly a quarter of a century
It's safer to stick with the card and coin tricks... wish I'd listened
