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No...not the demening kind...

Was in John Lewis today...a door slammed shut...smack into my head...

now got me a big gash there...luckily I don't need stitches...

But man, didn't it half hurt!

Talk about a headache at the moment...

oooow! get better soon mate! i once walked into a lampost while looking behind at a woman so i know how you feel!

hehe...it was a woman that did it in my case...or in both our cases

think i could get compensation from John Lewis because of the cr@ppy slam shut reallly fast doors?

Blapsing_Beard wrote:hehe...it was a woman that did it in my case...or in both our cases

think I could get compensation from John Lewis because of the cr@ppy slam shut reallly fast doors?

'Have you had an acident in the last three years that wasn't your fault? If so claim on a no win, no fee basis'!

Looking at your thread title, I thought for a second that you got lucky

TheLondonI wrote:'Have you had an acident in the last three years that wasn't your fault? If so claim on a no win, no fee basis'!

next time someone asks me that I'm going to say "Yeah, see this scar here? I got punched in the face, wasn't my fault though." and see if that works.

I got a rather nasty cut just above my eye while out at rock city in nottingham a while back, due to a small amount of alcohol consumption I didn't really notice it until about 10 minutes later when I went to wipe the sweat off my forehead and my hand came back red; I had blood all down one side of my face, why, oh why, had no one on the dancefloor stopped me and said "er...mate...you're like, bleeding and stuff"? (and on that note, why had i been dancing by myself for 10 minutes?)
I still wear my nearly-blinded scar, and probably will forever

stephenmagic wrote:oooow! get better soon mate! I once walked into a lampost while looking behind at a woman so I know how you feel!

Been there!! Walked into a pillar in a shopping centre, walked UP the downward escalators when sharking a woman.. ive stabbed myself in the hand with a fork on a lunch date before.. due to nerves

best yet.. I clean knocked myself out on a tree branch outside an r&b club on my second date with my wife, due to nerves. I actually took about 30 seconds to come round

I got knocked unconscious with our loft ladder last Xmas when I was going up there to get Mrs Seige's pressies on Xmas morn.

Apparently she found me in my boxers lying on the landing, and panicked. When I came to about a minute later, all I could think about was a cup of tea... so she assumed I was fine.

Didn't manage a gash—but had a right little lump on my bonce for Xmas dinner.

'twas the talking point of Christmas!

women.. always over-reacting.. but as soon as you show any sign of life, they lose all empathy

Im surprised she didnt immediately make you get back up on the ladder.. thats what my Mrs would have done!!

Darn those doors! You never know what they're gonna do next!

Ive cut my head on many occassions! What with me being 6'7", and door frames (amongst a lot of other annoyingly hard and pointy things) being 6'6" or lower. The latest of which happened around 2 weeks ago at work. I was in a rush and forgot to duck under a door frame. I hit it so hard that i broke the door frame with my head! Got concussion and a cut on my head. And people wander why I walk around with a bit of a slant and say weird things most of the time!

On another note, i also walk into a bar everyday....

Went in there today to say how "dangerous" the door was, and how there may be scarring ( )

they said "I'll be sure to pass it on"

But I know they don't care...they didn't even ask which door it was in the whole 5 floors and 6 entrances...

...or even apologise or ask if it was all ok...

...tw*ts...