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http://www.cillitbang.co.uk/ nope.

pleez be listenenening, i am angry lady-wrestler from land of tin - i need more teeth for my pie, you understand old been?

me duelle me pantalones y los ballasteros...

on top of old smokey, i am grand magician in my land, for two pictures of your ankles, i can supply you with top antrobus for student union cigarettes yes?

they do not sell peas in barcelona...can you send me some via all seeing bird?

PLEAS MEN LISTEN! YOU MOC ME WEN I AM GREATEST MAGICIKIAN IN THE WORLD - EVEN THOUGH NO one, INCLUDING MY MOTHER HAS HEARD OF ME. I cOme to thsis 'furrum' to talke magic BUT AND SELL RUBBISH OVERPRICED TAT BUT YOU NO LISTEN

By the way, I'm not Jewish.

moonbeam wrote:

Lord Freddie wrote: and some cilit bang.

Is this a typo

I'm sure it's not spelt like that

magicdiscoman wrote:http://www.cillitbang.co.uk/ nope.

I'm still not sure it's spelt correctly - I'm sure there's only one "i" in "that word" .

If it's not a typo, then the bang element worries me badly.

Anyway... I am surprised so many blokes are responding. My wife assures me that part of the reason of our successful marriage is I'm the first bloke she ever met who knew not only what it meant, but where it was and how to use it!

And yes... we're talking about kitchen and bathroom cleaning equipment here.

You're a brave man - referring to your wife as "kitchen and bathroom cleaning equipment"

Totally Mental wrote:You're a brave man - referring to your wife as "kitchen and bathroom cleaning equipment"

She knows her place.

seige wrote:I'm the first bloke she ever met who knew not only what it meant, but where it was and how to use it!

And yes... we're talking about kitchen and bathroom cleaning equipment here.

Absolute quality - had me in stitches for a while

lmao....