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Before Marriage…

She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
He: Do you want me to leave?
She: HELL NO! Don’t even think about it.
He: Do you love me?
She: Of course! Over and over!
He: Have you ever cheated on me?
She: HELL NO! Why are you even asking?
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Every chance I get!
He: Will you cheat on me?
She: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Darling!

After marriage… simply read from bottom to top.

that is so not true

Lady of Mystery wrote:that is so true

..... I'm sure that this was a deliberate mistake - so I've just corrected it for you .

Crikey - Becky's moonlighting !!!

hahah mint...

Couldn't have said it better.

.:Ham:.

I worked a wedding fair on Sunday.

I was stationed next to a band that burst forth with popular crowdpleasers every quater of an hour.

I asked if they play any special dedications to the bride and groom at the end of a reception.

They looked at me blankly.

So I suggested the Dead Kennedys song, Too Drunk To F**k

They didn't get it.

I went back to my card tricks.

too drunk...too drunk to...

yeah, shame! you could of asked for "who's sorry now" to cap the evening off!

There's going to be more than a few shin kicks when I get hold of you lot

I would have suggested "We dont talk anymore" by Cliff Richard

Actually that is slightly incorrect but I dont think there is a song titled "I can't get a word in edgeways"

Well Greedo, if men ever come up with something actually worth listening to we might let you say it.

I'm afraid I know nothing of shoes nor makeup

Shin guards at the ready ma'am!