I think you should keep it and use it for something else. Possibly for personal publicity you oily snake you...
I'd love to, but I really don't think I could cultivate the necessary handlebar moustache. I'm sure it would be an arduous journey, not to mention considerably itchy; and imagine the cost in wax!
It makes me think though, I'm really not sure what kind of persona I will use for performance, I guess this is something that will develop over time but it's niggling at me already. Anything that makes people think twice about nagging me about how a trick is done would be nice - I had a girl pester me for what felt like an hour the other day, her final offer was £100 for the secret
I guess I could hire a bodyguard for crowd dispersal purposes... Or perhaps a Man at Arms (although I flat out refuse to dress as He-Man).
Oh and Seige, I think you are right - less is more.