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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Jan 28th, '08, 17:42



If you could change something about your appearance what would it be?

Thats what Radio 1 DJ's have been talking about all weekend and if you haven' seen the Photo shopped pics of them heres a link;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/surgery/galleries/2960/

Anyone else think that the Skinny Chris Moyles looks kinda like George Clooney?

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Postby FRK » Jan 28th, '08, 20:26

Hair, would love some

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Postby Lenoir » Jan 28th, '08, 21:06

I wish my thumbs were more TT colour. I swear there is not even one CLOSE to it. And we're not talking averag, like ridiculouysly noticeable.

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Postby Farlsborough » Jan 28th, '08, 23:56

Possibly my eyes - make them somehow bigger, or take some flesh out of the eyelids. I used to be a cute child with big blue eyes, now whenever I see myself in photos I think I look drunk :( And the obvious bit of weight I'd love to shift.
Otherwise I was lucky enough to have an upbringing that made us quite secure in ourselves, so I've never had that many crushing insecurities about the way I look - if it makes that much difference to an onlooker, then they're not the sort of person I want to spend much time with anyway.

I texted in this morning to tell them I thought Kelly looked like a vampire from the recent "I Am Legend" film. They didn't read it out. Then Moyles went on one of those long and boring, "I'm getting angry" rants about Aled, so I turned off. I turned on again for the "Impress Paul Daniels... or I'll shoot you, in the leg!" bit :D

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 29th, '08, 11:19

I'd probabaly have to say my shoulders, 15 years of swimming has made me a little bit broad, not too bad though just like them to be a little more delicate.

And an extra cup size wouldn't hurt either.

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Postby greedoniz » Jan 29th, '08, 11:41

I'd want to be a bit taller, slimmer, more hair, an exoskeleton and the ability to spit an hallucinagen....

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Postby VoodooMick » Jan 29th, '08, 11:53

I'd have better looking skin :(

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Postby IAIN » Jan 29th, '08, 11:59

i'd like to be even hairer, maybe with the power to mentally control the length of my hair...one day short, next day long...

oh and a hidden mutant third arm...that'll be good...

and a tail...

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Postby spudgun » Jan 29th, '08, 12:30

well id like to be skinny cause im a tubby lard monster at the moment

abruxus......i might be wrong but i think i remember seeing a thing on telly about a guy in a freak show in coney island that had a hand coming out of his chest....that he used to cheat at cards with :D (talk abou invisibly palming cards) :twisted:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 29th, '08, 13:46

I've always thought that 4 arms would be really useful

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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Jan 29th, '08, 14:00

Lady of Mystery wrote:I've always thought that 4 arms would be really useful


You mean you have 3 already?

For the record, I would get some big hooters, talk about misdirection

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Postby IAIN » Jan 29th, '08, 14:12

lomster - bless you, what a woman...ironing, cooking, dusting and hoovering all at once... :wink:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 29th, '08, 15:22

Well I just have to make do with what I've got I'm afraid, Alkhemist. Although they do seem to work quite well as far as misdirection goes. :)

I walked right into that didn't I abraxus, should have known better with you around :roll:

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Postby IAIN » Jan 29th, '08, 15:25

I'm sure you're fine just as you are lomster old bean... :o

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Postby crozboz » Feb 14th, '08, 02:53

not fat

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