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Magic jokes
by taffy » Mar 24th, '08, 23:01
Just for fun, does any one know any good magic or magician jokes?
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by Replicant » Mar 24th, '08, 23:35
I don't know any myself, but here's a few to get you started...
http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ptopic18195.php
http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ptopic18195.php
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by queen of clubs » Mar 26th, '08, 00:04
How many Lord Freddies can you fit into a talkmagic forum? :p
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by queen of clubs » Mar 26th, '08, 00:11
EckoZero wrote:queen of clubs wrote:How many Lord Freddies can you fit into a talkmagic? Bwahahahaha!!!!
Distasteful at best
I was just watching my Jerry Sadowitz videos. I'm easily led.
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by IAIN » Mar 26th, '08, 00:21
i thought that was quite funny to be honest...mocking and comedy has to be a two way street afterall...
i had one sadowitz video years back, i snapped it as i played it so often...
you ever see his site? he had a picture of part of himself up on there for some reason a while back
i had one sadowitz video years back, i snapped it as i played it so often...
you ever see his site? he had a picture of part of himself up on there for some reason a while back
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by Lady of Mystery » Mar 26th, '08, 13:47
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship hit an ice berg and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship hit an ice berg and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
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