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either be able to manipulate space and time, or make my ex vanish

joelhall wrote:either be able to manipulate space and time, or make my ex vanish

I imagine that if you could manipulate space and time, making your ex disappear would be a done deal.

themagicwand wrote:

joelhall wrote:either be able to manipulate space and time, or make my ex vanish

I imagine that if you could manipulate space and time, making your ex disappear would be a done deal.

Heh heh... "just step onto this infinite space-time continuum vortex thingy... no no, it's quite safe..."

So let me get this right Wikipete - if you could have any power, rather than be able to fly faster than the speed of sound, be invisible, shoot lasers from your eyes or move things with the power of your mind you'd like to be able to... unsteadily raise 15 in the air and come back down again...


Well, no one's going to accuse you of being overambitious!

Tomo wrote:If I could have any superpower in the world, do you know which one I'd have? China.

That got a grin out of me


Personally, I think I would choose teleportation. With the price of gas (petrol, for you English*) these days...

*Better?

ah! I couldn't work out what the price of gas had to do with teleporting but I've just realised that you Americans call petrol, 'gas'

to just be able to think of anything, and have it appear...

abraxus wrote:to just be able to think of anything, and have it appear...

That could be dangerous... What if I was to say the words Marvin the magic castration monkey. Suddenly he'd just pop into your head as you read what I've just said... Then he'd just pop into existence because you thought of him, probably appearing right in front of you... weilding his big shiny cleaver and wearing his magic fez... What about if you thought about Mandrake wearing a nightie?

I'm a bit shakey just thinking about it Abraxus... You've quite scared the living earwigs out of me with all your talk of monkeys with cleavers and middle aged magicians in women's nightwear.... What kind of twisted puppy are you?

hhhmmmm...twisted puppies...

FLY
&
TELEPORT

abraxus wrote:hhhmmmm...twisted puppies...

Geat scott! Look what you've done to my poor Lucky Jim by thinking like that!!! You scoundrel... Poor Jim's not so lucky now he's shaped like a walnut whip, that's for sure...

Someone take this monster's super powers away before he starts thinking about something else!

hhhmmm....flash in the pan...

luckily for you, i've flushed before i had that thought...

Don't say that, Sankey will bring it out next year!

"Flashturd... I've been carrying this with me for aboot, oooh, 15 years now..."

abraxus wrote:hhhmmm....flash in the pan...

luckily for you, i've flushed before i had that thought...

I'm drowning!!!!! Quick someone throw me that oversize brush shaped like a spanish doll...

No Magicwand you fool that's the toilet duck!!!

When I get out of here I'll give you what for I can tell you Abraxus...

hhhmmmm....kirsty gallacher and kelly brook knocking on my bedroom door in their nighties...

what my bedroom door is doing in their nighties i'll never know...

abraxus wrote:hhhmmmm....kirsty gallacher and kelly brook knocking on my bedroom door in their nineties...

Really..?

Well it's not quite Kirsty Gallagher and Kelly Brook, but old Mrs Wilson and her friend Maud down the road still have their own teeth... I'll see what I can arrange for you...