FairieSnuff wrote:Hello Sam tyler,
Which are you magicwand Mad/In a coma/Or back in time?
Fairie x
I like the idea of this whole life actually being a dream I'm having whilst in a coma. One day I will wake up on New Year's Eve 1899 in my country mansion. A servant girl will be in my bedroom doing a spot of cleaning. When I sit up in bed she will scream, drop the vase of flowers she is carrying, and run out of the room. Seconds later my wife will run into the room shouting, "Children! Come quickly! Your father is awake!" At which a pair of voices will come running up the stairs "Papa!" they will shout. "Papa!"
After much hugging and kissing, I will climb out of bed unsteadily. I will get dressed and carefully make my way downstairs into the living room where a roaring log fire will greet me. Presently a horse drawn carriage will deliver the local doctor to my door. "Well I'll be blown!" he'll exclaim as he sees me sitting by the fire. "It's a miracle!"
Once my happy family have been shoo-ed out of the living room and I get the doctor on his own, I will say, "George old man, how many years have I known you? Ten? Fifteen? Well, trust me when I say to you that I have just had the weirdest bloody dream that any human being has ever dreamed." The doctor will look at me with a quizical look. "And," I will continue, "I think I may have just invented something rather wonderful called 'the Internet'."