by Misanthropy » Sep 18th, '08, 22:55
The Magic Attic wrote:Lb of mince?
£2.75!
Ok 1 sec phone ringing... Ladies & Gentlemen, Morrisons would like to offer Mince at £1.50lb thats £1.25 cheaper than the high street butcher!.
Hi sorry about that... how much is...
That was a genius one

Darren @ The Magic Attic
that call was a variation on one he did last series where he called a estate agent and was doing train station announcements down the line. Eventually she hung up when he asked her a question and she was answering it and he said over a megaphone "oi this is your last warning put out that cigarette! don't make me come down there!" lol but before everytime she started talking he said things like "the next train on platform 4 is your 1402..."

hilarious
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