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When I touch garlic, my hands begin to burn(don't put this in innuendo).

I like bloody movies, and I'm not scared of real blood. ( I don't drink it...yet...)


Last point I'm a night person I hate getting up even at noon but I love the night.

Is there anything I'm missing?


My question is has any one ever reacted to garlic where your skin burns for hours after touching it? Or am I just a vampire?

(IF any of this goes into innuendo bingo....)

nah, your just hitting adolescence...

your balls dropped yet?

Blapsing_Beard wrote:nah, your just hitting adolescence...

your balls dropped yet?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa

Look in a mirror. If you can see yourself, you're not a vampire. Which begs the question, how do vampires manage to shave ?

Vampires don't shave. they cant grow hair because they never go through adolescence

Yes, you are. Stakes at the ready, everyone.

Is it only me who always roots for the vampires in, er, vampire films? I always like their no-nonsense sexiness compared to the rather po-faced holier-than-thou (literally) attitude of the "good guys".

And who hasn't watched Kate Beckinsale in "Underworld" and thought "Ooh, she could bite me anytime?" And vampires tend to wear better clothes.

Talking of which, I also find the Sith more attractive than the Jedi. Sith's have all that black cloak nastiness going on while the Jedi just mope about wearing what look for all the world like corn sacks.

I'm just evil aren't I?

It's always good to root for the person you know isn't going to win in movies. You always know...

Deviant wrote:Vampires don't shave. they cant grow hair because they never go through adolescence

depends when they turned

themagicwand wrote:And who hasn't watched Kate Beckinsale in "Underworld" and thought "Ooh, she could bite me anytime?" And vampires tend to wear better clothes

Ingrid Pitt in the old Hammer horrors, very few clothes at times (fnarrr) but those few were better quality than those worn by the assorted local peasants!

You're not alone, Wand - the vampires and the Sith are far more interesting characters.

I want to know how a creature can survive for hundreds of years, is god-like in power - and yet, still manages to be killed by a bumbling novice who only learns of the existence of vampires a few days before they become "hunters"?

Look at the competition - and explain to me how Dracula lost that fight?

Don't get me started on Darth Maul!

Deviant wrote:Vampires don't shave. they cant grow hair because they never go through adolescence

Ahahaha, you just conjured up images of self-hating stereotypically 'gothic' teens and gave me my biggest laugh of today.

Ask yourself this. Do you just drain the life out of people? figuritivly or physically. If so you are a vampire. As the song goes, "The world is a vampire"

This make your blood boil?