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by **MagicBell** » Sep 30th, '08, 22:47

Lenoir wrote:Nice Johnny, I admire your skills.

Nice Johnny??

by **daleshrimpton** » Oct 1st, '08, 08:04

tut tut rufio....

peter out

by **Rufio** » Oct 1st, '08, 10:51

Lady of Mystery wrote:everyone around here does it because there's not really anywhere else to park.

I was reading this article on dogging...

Soz Lady of Mystery, that's slightly risque and rude! Apologies for the libel!

by **russpie** » Oct 1st, '08, 11:19

Kevin Cann wrote:I went home and licked my fingers and then handled my ID !

ID = Incredible D*ck

Kevin Cann wrote:As I didn't really want to lick my fingers in front of people

Probably best.

Kevin Cann wrote:Having received it this morning and tested it my handling is now perfect

I say.

Kevin Cann wrote:You just rub a small quantity in to your fingertips and it lasts a couple of hours.

I get emails saying the same thing.

by **Lady of Mystery** » Oct 1st, '08, 11:28

Kevin Cann wrote:you can flash the back whichever way you take it

by **flashman** » Oct 2nd, '08, 15:16

GaryGrace wrote:

maybe the 2 inch balls were a bit ambitious to start with.

by **flashman** » Oct 2nd, '08, 15:37

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:

I'll get one up...eventually.

by **daleshrimpton** » Oct 2nd, '08, 16:16

flashman... You did this deliberatly.

is your real name Quagmire?

take my balls out and give them a quick kiss. I find it quite hard

by **flashman** » Oct 2nd, '08, 16:38

Ho hum... it's actually an (in)famous quote from golfer Arnold Palmer's wife. A tv reporter was asking her the secret of her husbands success and she replied that before a tournament "I take out his balls and kiss them... oh my god, what have I said?!?"

I'm afraid the sheer brilliance of it has stayed with me through the years...

by **FairieSnuff** » Oct 3rd, '08, 14:13

Marvell wrote:A thread to tell everyone about injuries which have stopped us performing. .

Hmmmmm strike one !

Last night, I took a chunk out of the tip.

Strike Two !

This has prevented me from doing all sorts of things I didn't realise that finger did.

your OUT !

F x

by **Lawrence** » Oct 3rd, '08, 14:41

FairieSnuff wrote:you're OUT !

Homophobe! :lol:

by **FairieSnuff** » Oct 3rd, '08, 15:33

by **Rufio** » Oct 6th, '08, 10:47

Lady of Mystery wrote:I love David Regal's puppy dog

Hmmm... I love the smell of smutty innuendo in the morning.

by **Mark Waddington** » Oct 6th, '08, 11:12

Lady of Mystery wrote:when it's wet, she turns over but there's not spark

This happens a lot in my experience....

by **Lady of Mystery** » Oct 6th, '08, 11:19

oh what is this? Let's all pick on Becky day? :twisted:

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