by Part-Timer » Oct 26th, '04, 17:33
I agree with bananafish entirely.
Table-hopping on your wedding day is a bad idea. It's about your future together as partners, so you should be with your lady as much as possible that day.
If you really want to do some magic, and your wife won't make you sleep on the floor that night, how about this? I was saving it for my own wedding, but what the hell, it's not going to be any time soon.
You do a speech that you've been researching wedding customs. You've read of a gypsy custom about how the card selected by a bride can show if she is going to be happily married.
Force a card on your wife. If you can, do some research into cartomancy and look up what card is best. It's likely to be a heart. The Queen of Hearts is perhaps the obvious one.
Do a little reading (should get gooey reaction from romantics). Then say that there was a related custom. If the groom could find the card chosen by his bride without looking at the faces, happiness was guaranteed for the union.
Nope, you don't find it. Embarrassed silence.
Move on to cutting the cake. Hey, what's this inside the cake we've just split open? It's the Queen of Hearts! Hold the revealed card up so everyone can see. Kiss. Live happily ever after.
The end.
Related trick: You produce a pack of cards, split in two. Each of you chooses half a card. Not only do they match, but it's the Queen of Hearts. Or you can do this with two decks.
Obviously the weakness is it could have been set up with your wife, but it's your wedding day. People will cut you some slack to be romantic.