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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 5th, '09, 18:13



replicant..

show it to the rather attractive police community support officer, next time she comes


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Postby Josh » Jan 5th, '09, 20:05

I'm writing a book on double-entendres actually...

Anybody wanna give me one?

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Postby Replicant » Jan 6th, '09, 18:11

flashman wrote:...god knows I've splashed on some stripper in my time


:shock:

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Postby flashman » Jan 6th, '09, 18:17

Should have seen it coming....

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Postby Mark Waddington » Jan 6th, '09, 18:19

flashman wrote:Should have seen it coming....



Concentrate man! Or it will go in your eye!! :D

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Postby flashman » Jan 6th, '09, 18:32

Left myself wide open..... :wink:

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Postby Mark Waddington » Jan 6th, '09, 18:41

I dont think I need to say any more now... haha

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Postby queen of clubs » Jan 6th, '09, 22:31

Farlsborough wrote:It's all coming up Farlsborough :D


That will teach you to neglect a comma ;)

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Postby Lenoir » Jan 6th, '09, 22:45

Ted wrote:They have been abused by generations of children and are dreadfully sticky


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Postby moonbeam » Jan 7th, '09, 17:13

cymru1991 wrote:I tend not to run into this problem because I practice in private.



I also do not have a girlfriend :( :evil:


Hmmm :shock: .

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Part-Timer » Jan 7th, '09, 22:48

flaw07 wrote:my girlfirend know some of the moves that I use, yet can't do them at all. I've seen her try and p**m a few times but never can seem to grip it right.


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Postby Replicant » Jan 8th, '09, 12:09

flashman wrote:I personally carry a cut down broom handle, secreted in my trouser wear, in order to fend off the constant female attention. A sharp prod in the solar plexus usually suffices to dampen their ardour...


I would've thought it would have the opposite effect. You've obviously sawn off a tad too much, old boy. Leave it down to the knee; that should do the trick. ;)

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Postby flashman » Jan 8th, '09, 12:19

Actually it's 12" long.... but I don't use it as a rule (written on behalf of 'Give an Elderly Joke a Good Home Week') :D

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Postby pcwells » Jan 8th, '09, 16:19

Ted wrote:Yeah, but rarely do you physically penetrate your spectators.


:shock:

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Postby FairieSnuff » Jan 8th, '09, 17:00

Darn you Petey i was just posting that lol....

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