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....and today is....

Postby Totally Mental » Mar 11th, '09, 14:33



It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

So therefore today is.....

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Postby Mark Waddington » Mar 11th, '09, 14:36

.... Wednesday????



Head hurts... question confused me :shock:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 11th, '09, 14:41

Happy birthday Douglas .Where ever you are. :)


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Postby Totally Mental » Mar 11th, '09, 15:15

In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Mar 11th, '09, 15:23

I'm so not understanding a word of this thread :?

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Postby Totally Mental » Mar 11th, '09, 15:32

Ahhh Lommie - it sounds like you are in need of a babel fish.

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Postby TheStoner » Mar 11th, '09, 15:43

...and a towel...

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Mar 11th, '09, 15:47

now you're just trying to confuse me on purpose!

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Postby Totally Mental » Mar 11th, '09, 15:51

Don't Panic!

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 11th, '09, 15:51

aw, dont worry Lady of Mystery. Hitch hikers guide, was never a girl thing. This was why they ditched the trillian character quickly in the books, and the original radio series.
she didnt have enough geek appeal.

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Postby flashman » Mar 11th, '09, 15:52

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Postby Tomo » Mar 11th, '09, 16:09

Douglas Adams, the hoopiest frood of them all!

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 11th, '09, 16:13

belgium!

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Postby connor o'connor » Mar 11th, '09, 16:18

I would join in but I'm spending this year dead for tax reasons.

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Postby Totally Mental » Mar 11th, '09, 16:22

Yep - Happy Birthday Douglas - he would have been 57 today....

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