you have just reminded me of something that happened 30 years ago.
I was auditioning for the playboard puppets.... remember Mr Spoon, and the nat west Piggies? that was them.
anyhow.
they rang me up to confirm the time, and let me know that i had to make sure i used the correct door, since the one on th eleft was a brothell.
my youngest brother, who was 5 at the time, suddenly pipes up....
"well, if you dont get the job, you can go in next door and chear yourself up".
me and mum just stood there open mouthed.
" do you know what a brothell is Martin?"
"yes.. its where you buy soup."
i know it's a bit of a gag, but i promise hand on heart this really happened.

you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.