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by **Hardik** » Jun 20th, '09, 20:36

Tom Lauten wrote:despite being lovely he is not too responsive on the spring power.

Lovely and unresponsive ?? Are you sure we're talking about a raccoon

??

Tom Lauten wrote:He seems to have trouble sucking air in when expanding and you can hear him wheeze as he tries to inhale.

Hmmm. I'm having second thoughts now. Maybe it is a raccoon

Tom Lauten wrote:Obviously I can't get any fast extending or jumping action. Should I "cut him a bigger one."

I'm lovin it

by **IAIN** » Jun 23rd, '09, 17:32

daleshrimpton wrote:the bottom pivots down into the palm,. so you can load it.

you're so clinical at times dale...where's the cuddling afterwards?

by **daleshrimpton** » Jun 23rd, '09, 18:19

how many times do i have to say this....

not untill you shave the beard off

by **FairieSnuff** » Jun 23rd, '09, 18:30

And I'm guessing you don't mean the one on the face :p

by **Replicant** » Jun 25th, '09, 10:43

Loki_The_Coyote wrote:this is definetly right up my alley

by **Mandrake** » Jun 25th, '09, 11:42

Replicant wrote:See mine for a fine example

Ooooh Matron..... :wink:

by **Wishmaster** » Jun 29th, '09, 23:12

Soooo many opportunities from Iain this evening:

IAIN wrote:you leave my man-tuppence alone...

With pleasure :!:

by **Mr_Grue** » Jun 30th, '09, 08:02

Craig Browning wrote:I don't understand... in 40 years around magic I've rarely found the need to stick my thumb in one of those things...

by **IAIN** » Jul 1st, '09, 22:27

Wishmaster wrote:Soooo many opportunities from Iain this evening:
IAIN wrote:you leave my man-tuppence alone...

With pleasure

I'm going to have to be pedantic and say that the quote above is not an innuendo...-1 to wishmaster...shame on you...

however, he did say:

Wishmaster wrote:Soooo many opportunities from Iain this evening

phnar...

flaw07 wrote:is there any kind of small, simple trick that I can do as I come down the entranceway to help establish myself as a good guy?

phnar squared...

by **Wishmaster** » Jul 1st, '09, 22:49

IAIN wrote:I'm going to have to be pedantic and say that the quote above is not an innuendo...-1 to wishmaster...shame on you...

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. -1 indeed! Damn.

by **Mandrake** » Jul 2nd, '09, 08:31

magicdiscoman wrote:I now have an impressive 37"

Ooooer, Matron

!

by **Wishmaster** » Jul 2nd, '09, 17:35

aporia wrote:How successful have you been with your muscle

Very, thanks for asking.

aporia wrote:It's getting to the point where my relatives don't want me to touch them .

I'm not surprised :twisted:

by **IAIN** » Jul 2nd, '09, 21:39

daleshrimpton wrote:never clean it, because the crack will start to show

filth!

by **Infinite** » Jul 2nd, '09, 21:53

Its not from here but I feel all left out because I never catch them in time

by **IAIN** » Jul 4th, '09, 08:44

Mr_Grue wrote:To be fair, you need to bash the water receptacle three times before anything takes effect.

don't forget to wash your water receptacle at least twice a day...

innuendo bingo