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Postby Lawrence » Aug 4th, '09, 08:51



Don't get me started on "Mates"! :lol:

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Postby Ant » Aug 4th, '09, 09:39

dat8962 wrote:You need to build up the strength in your hands as well as perfecting the technique and the problem will disappear.


Ah so that's what I am doing wrong.

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Postby Mandrake » Aug 5th, '09, 08:31

Lawrence wrote:that extra length allows for a wider range of possibilities
Well, someone has to post this and it might as well be me... :wink:

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Postby Lawrence » Aug 5th, '09, 08:33

Mandrake wrote:
Lawrence wrote:that extra length allows for a wider range of possibilities
Well, someone has to post this and it might as well be me... :wink:

Was done on the previous page! :wink:

I rewrote that post a couple of times, that one had the least amount of filth included.

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Postby Mandrake » Aug 5th, '09, 08:38

Oh bum, should've gone to Specsavers.... :oops:

(but worth repeating anyway!)

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Postby Replicant » Aug 5th, '09, 11:19

[snigger]Mandrake said "bum".[/snigger]

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Postby kolm » Aug 5th, '09, 20:20

Mandrake wrote:Oh, bum, should've gone to Specsavers.... :oops:

Where did that comma come from? :twisted:

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby DenmarkKilo » Aug 6th, '09, 22:54

Tomo wrote:I have a feeling I know what I'm doing in my hotel tonight!

Room Service is going to kill you...

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Postby IAIN » Aug 12th, '09, 10:30

daleshrimpton wrote:One quick suck in the right place, and it's done


that must be a blow... :wink:

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Postby Replicant » Aug 13th, '09, 10:16

Mandrake wrote:that extra hand can be useful


What, two hands not enough for you now?

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Postby Replicant » Aug 13th, '09, 19:21

Ronster wrote:Just home from work and this DVD is sitting there, guess what am I off to do


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Postby FairieSnuff » Aug 21st, '09, 19:27

Craig Browning wrote:I like those, much better than most of the ones I've seen over here :wink:


Dare I ask how many you have seen??? :shock:

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Postby Rufio » Aug 26th, '09, 23:15

JimmyS1985 wrote:I was blowing these fine college coeds away all day at school.


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Postby FairieSnuff » Sep 2nd, '09, 23:42

The Seer Wrote:

Enjoy, your not pleasing anyone but yourself.


Ah selfishness is a wonderful thing ... apparently :P

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Sep 3rd, '09, 04:53

Someone wrote:

Watch your right hand. For the most part it looks like you have some sort of strange cramp or contortion going on.


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